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petition to change the name of milky way to snickers?

this bag blowing in the wind is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen

Bit early I know. Wanted to be first

Few grey hairs appearing on my head. Time to knuckle down and work out how to reverse the time continuum

Chuck would be allowed to bite one person per day

Someone told me about theirs today. Vaccine please

If I had a pet spider it would be named Chuck

I have a great dog

A good dog obeys every rule. A great dog breaks them all.

Pandemic darling 1800 Lasagne was insolvent within five months of opening The Thornbury venue racked up more than $2 million in unpaid taxes including staff superannuation in just under five years.

Not surprised. The base cost of making a lasagne is very high.

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I just don't think a manicured shark is the best candidate

Western people have tradition. Once a year we hide pennies in a pudding. Then the oldest male at the table pretends to accidentally swallow one and choke.

Gavin Newson is unelectable. Would be a big mistake for the dems to nominate him in 2028.

okay how about biden 2036?

The natural life and sciences exhibit? Scrap it! Buy three more mummies

If I ran museum I would go all in on Egyptian mummies and dinosaurs. Nothing in between.

Did just a 1/4 tonne recently and was completely destroyed. Well done.

biden 2032?

biden 2028 anyone?

Has anyone ever thought to invite all the tuxedo cats of the world to a big formal dinner? It's pretty obvious they want one. Are we going to make them ask for it?

In heaven every meal is fluffy white bread with no fibre

The first vacuum cleaner ever

Everyone needs to see a bush chicken once in their lives

The secret to good hair is to never wash it from the day you're born

Repeating something over and over, or practicing it diligently, is the only way to achieve true mastery. Think of Liam Neeson's ability to play tough, vengeful action heroes with a soft side.

I'm not really into butterflies. More of a moth person

In a different life I was a cow

Get a life

Meanjin has a highly engaged subscriber base, here and overseas. It gets tonnes of subs every time it opens them (often and for free). It's works are on university reading lists. It's a signal achievement for a writer to appear in its pages. The value lost for the uni (and us) is huge.

My favourite bird is the pigeon. Second is the majestic resplendent quetzal.