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Emily "Ugfuglio" Dickenson

@defnotalien

vice president of estimating lance bass space camp alum divine hag of the ashes stealing hearts, ripping farts obama’s midwestern freshwater dealer

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Let this man INTO YOUR GROUP CHATS!!!

10.02.2026 16:58 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Who needs a drafts folder when I have thousands of skeets already that no one seen 😬

09.02.2026 23:04 👍 58 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0
Dominic West and Ioan Gruffudd

Dominic West and Ioan Gruffudd

ok also these are two other white men i mix up all the time

10.02.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

hmm.... pretty sure i saw in the newspaper they were mad

09.02.2026 23:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WE WILL FIGHT THEM AT BRUNCH

09.02.2026 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bye bitch

09.02.2026 23:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

better not have charged her that $85k

09.02.2026 23:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sports Headline from The Onion:  Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

Sports Headline from The Onion: Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

the onion never misses

09.02.2026 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i can almost guarantee they’re in the war room right now figuring out how to punish puerto rico

09.02.2026 03:32 👍 142 🔁 22 💬 6 📌 0

tpusa is pronounced t-pussay

09.02.2026 00:35 👍 466 🔁 83 💬 4 📌 0

The people at the top do not have brilliant minds and never have

05.02.2026 16:32 👍 31 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 3

too late to see the moon landing, too early to explore the stars, just in time for kid rock on cspan

05.02.2026 16:22 👍 253 🔁 39 💬 2 📌 1

Adobe Acrobat I do not want to know What’s New. I do not want to turn my PDF into a podcast with my team. I want to look at the PDF. Please stop

05.02.2026 16:29 👍 1845 🔁 198 💬 39 📌 0
A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads “Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔”

The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye.
He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella?

Next to him a caption reads “Being a shit person is ruining my life”

A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads “Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔” The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye. He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella? Next to him a caption reads “Being a shit person is ruining my life”

The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔

05.02.2026 12:31 👍 7121 🔁 1591 💬 75 📌 55

having "president" dinner (taco bell)

04.02.2026 22:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

heads are not going to explode... they do not care about the truth... it makes no difference one way or the other

04.02.2026 22:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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literally never heard of this show ever and there's 5 seasons?

04.02.2026 22:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i would die for him… i don’t know the lore…

02.02.2026 04:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fascism is cool when it’s out of sight.

-ancient democrat proverb

28.01.2026 00:26 👍 354 🔁 41 💬 1 📌 0

Kamala would've done night raids and not interrupted our brunch 😤

28.01.2026 00:49 👍 245 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 1
Bob Clendenin as Tom in Cougar Town vs Sam Lloyd as Ted in Scrubs (RIP)

Bob Clendenin as Tom in Cougar Town vs Sam Lloyd as Ted in Scrubs (RIP)

gettin my balding white men mixed up... tom vs. ted

28.01.2026 02:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the vanderbuilt way

27.01.2026 04:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i know a fix-it baby when i see one

27.01.2026 04:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did the emu kill doug first? 🤞

27.01.2026 01:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is standing in front of a window holding a piece of paper and the word fine is on the table . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a window holding a piece of paper and the word fine is on the table .

man…

27.01.2026 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

serious question: is elon musk gaius baltar?

24.01.2026 20:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where is our national press? The government has been shooting at and harassing clergy for months. This used to be a red line. The reality is their red line moved, not yours. They’re cowards.

24.01.2026 06:57 👍 7826 🔁 2413 💬 152 📌 65

i learn so much against my will

24.01.2026 15:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mamdani crossing his arms: stay safe, stay warm

Mamdani crossing his arms: stay safe, stay warm

To all the homies who live in my phone,

24.01.2026 04:01 👍 1035 🔁 283 💬 4 📌 3