Shitposts In Tiaras

Putting the education in meducation 🏆👑 Congratulations @prettyvulgar.bsky.social from @deviwestside.bsky.social

Reminds me of the time my dad told me the Brady Bunch was in 3D and then hit me in the face with a football 🏆👑 Congratulations @captainacab.airbud.website from @onedogsopinion.bsky.social

There's someone out there with a sweet 'n low tramp stamp for everybody 🏆👑 Congratulations @raindro.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social

Whenever some dickens says the world is magical it just gets my panties in an oliver twist 🏆👑 Congratulations @slightlycaustic.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

I was hyperventilating slowly can't believe it worked 🏆👑 Congratulations @lizzlepants.bsky.social from @potshopboy.bsky.social

Refried beans always bringing the champagne 🥂🏆👑 Congratulations @cosmicallyf.bsky.social from @violetmusing.bsky.social

This made me spit take what I threw up in my mouth 🏆👑 Congratulations @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social

Is calling people from a can of spam above or below banana 🏆👑 Congratulations @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social from @uffdada.bsky.social

🎶Oh yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of killin is gone😉🏆👑 Congratulations @frovo.bsky.social from @therealscotchtape.bsky.social

Congratulations @sireviscerate.myatproto.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️🏆👑

Back in my day end credits and puppies used to mean something 🏆👑 Congratulations @mandulorian.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Pepper spray windshield wiper fluid, for anything that bugs you 🏆👑 Congratulations @jess.shakesess.fyi from @toomanycommas.bsky.social

Quote posts are disabled but CONGRATULATIONS @verucas-alt.bsky.social from @hatesnicethings.bsky.social 🏆👑

Debate club is going to state this year 🏆👑 Congratulations @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social from @infiniteishq.bsky.social

Snake would be a great hot dog stand mascot tho, Rikki Tikki Minaj Dogs, get your condiments squeezed 🏆👑 Congratulations @ltvargus.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

If you ever do wanna talk about it we're worse than anyone in your real life if you need it 🏆👑 Congratulations @kellymild.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

Always use the ghost emoji when someone dies so you never have to speak to their loved ones again 🏆👑 Congratulations @2tickytacky.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Another cover is blown in the kidless protection program 🏆👑 Congratulations @kattsdogma.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social and @unfitz.bsky.social

It's true. This guy would scratch his own car at a key party 🏆👑 Congratulations @stuforreal.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

Love socks? Are they a little old place where they get stuck together by any chance? 🏆👑 Congratulations @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social from @potshopboy.bsky.social

Well I never...believed in offensive physics string snap theory til now 🏆👑 Congratulations @violetmusing.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social

I used to love Fuckery vs Fuckery in Mad magazine 🏆👑 Congratulations @cosmicclau.bsky.social from @augustagoose.bsky.social

There's a shitload of every fucking thing you cans off I-20/20 🏆👑 Congratulations @theregoesrichie.bsky.social from @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social

Your hair's not even real, I got it at the joke shop 🏆👑 Congratulations @ficklenuts.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social

Cream of the crop here folks 🏆👑 Congratulations @knewagirlnic.bsky.social from @angrychango.bsky.social

I think we should sample other people 🏆👑 Congratulations @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Got tired of doing a trophy account so I just stopped 🏆👑 Congratulations @raindro.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social

Quote posts are disabled but @lalalyds.bsky.social could steal anyone's anybody she's the all natural everything in 1🏆👑 Congratulations from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

Meanwhile in DC, the next Superman will be played by velveeta 🏆👑 Congratulations @los-los.bsky.social from @grilldcheese.bsky.social

Tried to use it on Starbucks but there's still 3 across the street 🏆👑 Congratulations @emceekayvee.bsky.social from @hatesnicethings.bsky.social