It's so you don't have to get a colonoscopy, but apparently it doesn't work great and you get a bunch of false positives so you have to shit in a box AND get a camera in your butt anyway.
This song fucking rules. One of my top 10, for sure.
"Wow, I have all this time for introspection and I'm a real piece of shit."
My favorite part of the show Alone is dudes who suck at being dads/husbands/partners realizing they suck.
Ope.
They're already spectacular and perfect. LOL
As advertised. A+
I have spectacular tiddies.
I found my wife's tailor tape she's been looking for and she measured me for a bra. I would be a 44A, apparently.
The average chest circumference for a 5'11" man is 44", which is disappointing, because I was like, "hell yeah, I'm so beefy" but I'm average.
2020: Welcome to Hard Times is Evergreen
2021: Welcome to Hard Times is Evergreen
2022: Welcome to Hard Times is Evergreen
2023: Welcome to Hard Times is Evergreen
2024: Welcome to Hard Times is Evergreen
2025: Welcome to Hard Times is Evergreen
2026: Welcome to Hard Times is Evergreen
2027:
Whenever I have to use reddit and it's like "you're on your way to a 3-day streak!" I intentionally won't use it for a few days.
I hope Beechmont Bakehouse has coffee in their brick and mortar. Maybe they should team up with Carter Coffee.
Snitching on neighbors for chicken? That's some real loser shit.
Nazis were extremely fond of dueling and wore scars as badges of honor, so you should never feel bad about giving a Nazi a few stitches. Split their wig with a brick, tune 'em up a little bit, they'll appreciate it.
Oh, good. LG&E and the water company are going to get to rake us over the coals some more for something nobody needs or wants.
This time last year the daily LG&E cost per day was just under $7. Now it's around $9. Why are we footing the bill for this?
Mine changes because to becuase all the time. Love that for me.
If you must: prepaid credit card bought with cash and a Mullvad subscription paid for with the prepaid card.
let’s spaghetti this party started
This is what I'm here for.
God I fucking hate Andy Barr. What a stupid, goofy ass looking piece of shit.
Today I came home and our cat Richard wanted attention and was rubbing all over me but ran off at the first sign of attention. Gary came up and wanted some love too, so I started petting him and Richard ran up and body checked him out of the way so I would pet her instead.
The worst part is when my oldest gets together with their friends and they're ALL shitheads to each other and then sometimes me.
I already went through middle school once. I do not need to be bullied by a bunch of tweens again.
I hope yours isn't as big of a dickhead as my middle schoolers. Everything I say to them is the lamest thing they've ever heard and warrants an IMMEDIATE sigh.
FUCK. I just saw the Mullin news. This was a joke.
Me: Haha! Good riddance, Kristi Noem. It's not they could find anybody worse!
*a finger on the monkey paw curls*
It's Freebird. For every generation since 1974.
Them's the rules.
I love you, Slugger.
😔🙏
Thank you, I stole the idea from someone on YouTube. Haha!
HR: Bill, I don't even know those last three words. I need to see you my off-
CHARLES: Bill, you're fired.
