Who am I to judge the shrinking gap between parody and horror?
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Who am I to judge the shrinking gap between parody and horror?
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Wanted. Better photographer. #Selfiegameweak
#NewZealand
#Trout
And in inexcusably heartbreaking news back homeโฆ. Fortunately in this case a bi-partisan legislature can try to fix what OCS leaderhip and the Governorโs Office have broken.
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It could be at the top of the next food pyramid, so ๐คท.
#NewZealand
#Nobel Prize should go the @jimmykimmel.com and Steven #Colbert for keeping this countryโs spirits up while our government tries to crush dissent. Or, Plan B, they can come up to Alaska to fish with this recovered politician.
They have the rest of the day to process theyโre not sickos.
Not an amazing lights show, but finally caught Denali lit up, at 3 am and 8 am, Kasugi Ridge Monday.
#Alaska
#NorthernLights
#Denali
Feel like tou canโt make a difference? Well you can. Your #help Today will improve childrenโs lives. Thank you. mailchi.mp/9300826b11db...
#ForKids Make a warmer ๐ Christmas & holiday season for our neediest Children & Youth โค๏ธ.
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Just another day of #northernlights in Anchorage. Well, maybe some of the best Iโve ever seen. Too good to photo edit.
#Alaska
#Anchorage
#Aurora
Non-sequitur compliment time. Youโre the 1st fake ๐ podcaster to hit the sweet spot between funny and rational - not blaming players when real strategery gets you horrific fantasy points. As illegal as it should be that theyโre not required to give our players the ball all the time.
Late Night Comedy. B/c the media normalizes & Ignores the awfulness. #DontNormalizeHim
Canyonโing and stuff with Kelly.
#AntelopeCanyon
#NoItinerary
Orwellian. Todayโs National Patks website notice from Team Propaganda.
#Orwell
#Propaganda
Whatโs inaccurate? Feel free to post spicier stuff on your account. I think doing feels better than criticizing.
Greed. When your President spends $275,000,000 more on a vanity ballroom than on storm-devastated Alaskans.
#Ballroom
#Disaster
Loving โพ๏ธ playoff games in cities Trump says we need Troops in. So he can explain the images of peaceful Americans whose main concern is winning a baseball game. At least our Troops will be able to take in a game ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ.
#Troops not needed
#possecomitatus
But Chuck Schumer canโt figure out the message. So hard.
Lisa, Dan, Nick: โค๏ธโing Trump over Country, until they show otherwise.
Well, half of itโs true. #ParodyHim
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@jimmykimmel.com Come up and fish a few days while you ponder your Stand Up For Democracy tour.
@nytimes.com Come on. They didnโt censor him for a non-violent comment. It should read โABC pulls Kimmel to censor government criticsโ.
#Nyt
#Kimmel
#Censorship
But women are too emotional to hold office.
Meanwhile, on ways you can make a big difference todayโฆ our foster youth need your help.
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#FosterCare
Today Kellyโs cancer doc says she hasnโt yet figured out how to get patients a COVID shot. Immunocompromised cancer patients. Lisa, Dan, Nick, whatโs your response to this: You voted for a lunatic whoโs killing people. Just curious.
#RFKjr
#AttorneyDeath
If someone knows Chuck Schumer, please tell him this, Epstein, and not avocados, are the message. He wonโt listen. But tell him anyway.
I mean, wouldnโt you guys feel so much better about yourselves if you did a draft that didnโt give people points for making a catch and getting tackled for a 10 yard loss? I know internally the PPR scam is eating your souls alive ๐.