Before the nurses strapped me into the laser machine, they pulled up Spotify and asked for my favorite album.
“Uh, it’s Kanye’s Late Registration, but he's a Nazi now. Let's go with my second favorite.”
Chat, I spent 40 minutes gently rotating to Carly Rae Jepsen’s landmark E•MO•TION (2015).
okay so this seems pretty clear. he knows what it is, he did it on purpose, he chose keeping it over his career with the Marines, if we know this then Susan Collins will also know it, it will 100% come up in the general, let's be done talking about this guy as a real candidate
PoP 2008 gang is out here 😭😭😭
It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
boilerplate poli-sci brain had me saying "so the president isn't in charge of the economy" all my adult life until boom, yeah, he just pressed the bad economy button. he pressed it on purpose. he loved pressing it. he's holding the button down.
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...
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I worked in restaurants for 10 years and knew a dozen charismatic dirtbag bartenders with severe personality issues and the state of Maine is acting like this guy is a unicorn
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
i think fandom would do well to bring back the concept of "a reading" which is different from "a headcanon". a headcanon can be anything and is total fun. a reading works with the text to come up with particular interpretations of the work, its characters, etc.
Pokopia title card and font saying 'i don't want to get a switch 2'
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all the best posting happens on platforms where the developers actively hate the users, sorry to say.
"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"
counterpoint!
the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time
i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me
Little blonde long haired dachshund puppy curled up asleep with his foot paws covering his little nose
Sketch of my friend’s puppy
i don't know how to teach people to be more curious but i think that's what we desperately need
on this team and gonna keep saying: behind the extremely thin veneer of concern and responsibility of anti-Bluesky takes is the desperate attempt to portray something that is obviously their problem as though it were our problem. nice try. go with God, have a blessed day
Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you
I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.
The reason they’re called human rights is all human beings have them. If you’re talking about the supposed exclusive rights of the herrenvolk you should use another term or just switch to German entirely.
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
The closure of two major Final Fantasy 14 news aggregator sites is a “big turning point” for the Japanese FFXIV community. Veteran player explains what made them so influential
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it must've felt so fucking good to say this to the trump admin lawyer
Bluesky: stop speculating about the motivations behind all our decisions and actions
Users: no problem! Just let us know what is going on and why so we don’t have to guess!
Bluesky: No 🫶🏻
Alex @alex.bsky.team • 2h our userbase is already conspiracy brained enough about our rationale for suspensions without us making it this easy for them to accidentally entrap themselves
Uhhhmmm don’t love a Bluesky dev publicly calling the entire user base conspiracy brained.
If Bluesky users are prone to conspiracies @alex.bsky.team it’s because y’all place no value on communicating and don’t give people enough information, forcing them to come to their own conclusions.
Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.
