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Marc

@ohhaimarc

I tell stories and laugh at my own jokes.

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Krispy Kreme wanna be me so bad 🤭🤭

24.02.2026 01:11 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 4
Waterparks - ICE
Waterparks - ICE YouTube video by Waterparks

In case you missed my previous post

youtube.com/watch?v=hdYe...

29.01.2026 14:01 👍 0 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, fuck ICE

27.01.2026 15:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck ice

27.01.2026 15:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mmm mmm

23.01.2026 17:39 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Good girl 😘

20.12.2025 19:11 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My lips are always moist 😘

18.12.2025 14:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Promise? 😘

16.12.2025 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The best tits I have ever had the pleasure of viewing. 🥰😍🥰 Keep 'em cumming! 🍑💜🍑

16.12.2025 20:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Holy shit, those are magnificent. 💜💜

16.12.2025 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The right way to play the game... Edging with Karlach

16.12.2025 02:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Karlach all day, and it's not even close. 💜💜

16.12.2025 00:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah! What did she do wrong?? Let me know and I'll set her straight. 👋😀🤪

13.12.2025 01:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think we can make something happen 💜

13.12.2025 01:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.12.2025 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh hey, if you wanna see my hot wife do some slutty things, check out her goods. 💜🍑

12.12.2025 17:38 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Oooh me too!!

11.12.2025 21:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My eagerness is your addiction. 😘

10.12.2025 02:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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10.12.2025 02:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you see my dog walking around, run. We cremated him 20 years ago.

03.12.2025 17:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My girl always making a mess. Need to clean up after her. 💦💜

03.12.2025 00:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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24.11.2025 16:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gif that pops up when you type your name.

I mean... Who's surprised

24.11.2025 00:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice peach 🍑

24.11.2025 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Queen! As a bi male who's been on both sides, 100% on all these points. 🍑💜 Be supportive, be attentive, be patient and be an adult.

24.11.2025 00:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So my latest form of entertainment is responding to spam text messages with absurd responses. Yeah yeah, I know I should block and report and move on - but alas here we are.

24.11.2025 00:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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20.11.2025 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Facebook post from “Fear and Loathing: Closer to the …” says: “Ditto.” Embedded is a post from “Joman” with white text on a black background that reads: “If Bill Clinton doesn’t say ‘I did not have sexual relations with that man’ I will be disappointed.”

A Facebook post from “Fear and Loathing: Closer to the …” says: “Ditto.” Embedded is a post from “Joman” with white text on a black background that reads: “If Bill Clinton doesn’t say ‘I did not have sexual relations with that man’ I will be disappointed.”

Oh myyy. IYKYK.

19.11.2025 16:30 👍 1015 🔁 94 💬 36 📌 7

Meep me outside the hookah lounge in the next 30 minutes if you want to get your ass meept

19.11.2025 02:44 👍 138 🔁 32 💬 0 📌 0
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I too was curious about what cum clam chowder entailed...

18.11.2025 02:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0