Chris Cooke

Glenwood Kroger is well on its way to creating a special Atlanta name for itself. It’s true they always have LGM, but they are also frequently out of things like carrots.

"Listen, I completely support Judeo-Christian armageddon, but it should be Congress' job to authorize it. What Trump is doing here is a real worm in my apple!" -Chuck Schumer

I can only assume that the Grant Park Gateway is chronically haunted. Like, the most haunted place you've ever seen.

Based on memory Hoyos seemed to blast the ball directly at the CB and Mihaj was like, “well that’s obviously an intentional pass to someone else” which… yeah, he was correct.

Buncha snowflakes if you ask me.

NA beers are usually in cans unfortunately.

Print this out and put it on the inside of your door, or in your car, or on on your pet (don’t put it on your pet, that was a joke, they are already doing so much). Also, just listen to Gnade. He lives on a farm in Kansas and has a good head on his shoulders.

I think it’s consistently average, but ass? Idk. It’s definitely better than Das and Sweet Auburn and often better than Community imo. Best (and worst) bbq is unlicensed OTP parking lot or gas station smokers.

I respect your opinion, Rob.

How I'd Fix Atlanta (and other places too):

I hope the press never takes a photo of me in a car. Horrible angles, really horrific news.

I’ll be honest with you. I did not know Sotto Sotto was *that* expensive.

It is great to finally see progress. I hope they keep going up Forsyth, so many cool empty or neglacted buildings and vacant space towards the bus station.

Elite shit talkers tho. Which is made funnier when they continue to talk shit for no good reason well after they are no longer a serious threat to anyone.

Walked in yesterday and that first right turn through the doors literally startled me.

You are gonna crush the Palantir rebrand.

I haven’t had the occasion to revisit Marty Supreme with an in-home viewing yet, but this does make me wonder how much it got carried by a great score on big ol’ speakers.

0/10. No Izzy. Burn it.

Yes. Advertising is responsible for like 50%+ of most DTC sales. If they didn’t work companies wouldn’t pour millions of dollars into them. Not advocating for or against them btw.

Sorry everyone, this was almost entirely directed at some guy.

How are you going to comment that Cape Fear (1991) is "far far superior to the original... nobody can play Max Cady like De Niro." and turn your replies off? Why would you do this? I don't like you as a person. Every thought you've had in your life was stupid and wrong you dumb fuckin idiot.

I miss SHRAMP, I remember they had a shrimp tank by the door and you could pick which one you wanted. They’d even peel and devein it right there at your table. Easily the biggest shrimp I’ve ever seen.

Relax, it’s a rebuild years.

Internet was out and ended up sitting next to the most ghoulish corpo girlie at East Pole coffee. My job is pretty lame most of the time, but at least I’m not gleefully arguing against giving people raises. Anyway, that fucking sucked.

My fiancée and I have taken to saying “good lord!” to every obvious observation as a tribute to our dear friend Hastings.

A+++ pho, love that spot.

We don’t have any first round picks, bro. Oh shit nvm that’s the other franchise.

This is what pisses me off. Bennet's was better than Ollie's and the old location on Boulevard was better than this spot. Since they moved we've had what? A cereal-based ice cream shop that folded in 4 months followed by nothing... Not trying to be a hater, but the hype is a little late.

In the words of John Prine, “I ain’t hurtin nobody”.

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