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@captainflack

Ex cat botherer and ladder nonce. Triple locked bastard.

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Lovely

14.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quality stuff

14.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stan Collymore. Cannock Chase. 2005.

14.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shudders at the memory of bariatric jobs

13.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is right

13.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Calm down Biafra

13.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well it’s deffo the right place for that

13.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the best city. Enjoy!

What’s your plans?

13.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I read a lot about it and it seems there’s a bit of a loophole in the sentencing guidelines that something like only applies to large scale modern slavery and her defence team went big on that. Guess the judge had to bear that in mind and avoid a challenge on the sentence from her side?

13.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fine if you like wading round in flood water half the year

13.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vile wasn’t it.

13.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wise up sucker! That wasn’t one of theirs

13.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not excusing her at all but she’s had a shit life too. 10 kids, lost all her teeth, alcy, living in Tewkesbury

13.03.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s one of those multi tool gadgets isn’t it?

13.03.2026 06:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

From Sheepscombe to Woolaston?

12.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Scrandalf

12.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Blert Witch Project

12.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Marvin from Hitchhikers must be an Evertonian then

12.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You have to close the β€˜results’ tab and it’s underneath. Not very intuitive

12.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess they have compressors on station like we did

12.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The abbreviations are just flooding back to me now. I thought each HART would get it from their own trust’s supplier not centrally. Do you supply their SCBA compressed air too?

12.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ve nice if you could share scores to Bluesky and not X

12.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit! I meant the noise not your missus

12.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The poor lad.

12.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sutcliffe you daft apeth!

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That takes me back to my hazmat days

12.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What job do you do? Increased ppe to mitigate risk says to me the risk assessment needs looking at.

12.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just assumed it was all flat desert like Suez. I’m just the ideas man here

12.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good.

12.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m no international strategist but I’ll expect one outcome of this war will be a canal across the UAE to bypass the straits. Obviously funded and controlled by the septics with the usual suspects making a ton of money.

12.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0