Patty

Disco, always.

Melo really is a like if every single Eurovision entry was a complete banger. They are so good at this.

What is up with the Swedish and Country music?

[Watching on a time delay…]

Happy Melodifestivalen to all who celebrate!

Gravy and ABBA

The Braniff outfits were so cool. There’s a huge display of them and other Braniff things at the museum at Love Field.

Holy shit.

So we’re really doing this, huh?

What fresh hell is this

a tweet from dumb motherfucker Donald Trump at 9:55 PM on November 10, 2013 that reads: “Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!”

there is always a post

Also, there’s not a bad seat in that house tbh

I was at Music Hall tonight. Cheers!

I tink Maura should’ve done more tinkin

Woof.

This dude’s name is “Froy”?

My high school BFF and I giving each other nicknames resulted in us calling each variations of “Fatty” “McFatty “Patty McFatty” “Patty Melt” and “Melty”.

How your email finds me

I miss that show! It was so good.

“Yummy” was peak solo Gwen… sigh.

We need to push for transparency here… WTF is this about?

What is the hell is going on with #UKvstheWorld? Why is everyone wearing some terrible lumpy edged face prosthetic?? Why does Jade have tape on the side of her face???

Final Super Bowl predictions at the watch party: 4 for Mad Birds, 2 for Hair

Super Bowl! - when we come back from the dispensary.

Mad Birds and Hair

I hope the halftime show is entirely in Spanish but I also think that if he wanted, Bad Bunny could get Lady Gaga and Beyoncé to perform Telephone live for the first time ever, just because.

Hey down there.

Looks good on you. ❤️

It’s the Tucch!