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Look I may not have things like "relevant skills" or "literally any experience playing organized football" but I would be willing to hold a clipboard and attend a lot of meetings for half this price.
What percentage of Microsoft Edge use is just people clicking the "learn more about this picture" icon on their desktop when the wallpaper is really pretty?
I intuitively know that both of these institutions are bad for local businesses etc but there was quite a while when if I needed something from a big box, I’d actually make an effort to go to target. Now my analysis is just “they both suck but Walmart is 10 minutes closer.”
For a long time Target really had the “Walmart, but not evil” thing going and they just burned that to the ground. Not really sure how it comes back but this might move things in the right direction.
High gas prices, war in the middle east, unpopular president, soaring unemployment. Welcome back second term Bush administration.
Trade pubs: "AI is the future, the future is now, and if you don't start using it for everything, all your clients will fire you."
Courts: "Here's your latest helping of sanctions, you shameful, malpracticing pox on the profession."
the guy conducting a war does a daily presser about how he doesn't follow any rules and how he loves war crimes and then a school ends up bombed, hard to say how it happened
If it’s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.
Guys go for looks, but girls go for bsky server status.
Famous illustration of Captain America punching Hitler.
The actual Special Envoy of the Shield of America.
Americans love blaming any increase in gas prices on the president, and it’s usually not the president’s fault—because no one controls gas prices—but this time the increase in gas prices really is the president’s fault, directly caused by his entirely unnecessary policy choice.
I think it's super that the GOP has dispatched its dullest and dimmest senators, like Mullin and Tuberville, to make the unintelligible case for an unpopular unplanned war. Go get 'em, boys.
Honestly, a reasonable price.
Also I must note that after the argument I was chatting with another attorney in the hallway who asked if I was with the Federal Defender’s office and that may be the best compliment I’ve ever received on my lawyering.
If you do an appeal and don’t post an appellate selfie it doesn’t count.
You couldn’t make this up.
And if you did, everyone would say it’s too much.
She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point
They still can’t take Bong Hits 4 Jesus tho.
“Our associates must adopt CUTTING EDGE disruptive technology or die” - Partner who still dictates briefs and can’t figure out how to save a document in the DMS.
Guys he's not starting a war to distract from the Epstein files. He's starting a war because he wants to start a war. Killing people in other countries makes him horny. If it also distracts from the Epstein files, great, but he doesn't really give a shit either way.
Not listening to a single empty MAGA vessel say, “We stand w/ the Iranian people” when every f’ing one of ‘em would cheer if an Iranian were here—to get away from whatever is going on over there—& thrown into an ICE van & disappeared because they were brown & not US citizens. Ya “stand” for nothing.
In case you’re just waking up, the U.S. has teamed up with Israel overnight to start an illegal war of regime change, apparently on a presidential whim with no involvement of Congress, and they are already committing horrific atrocities.
He kills for gratification, and none of us are safe.
I was planning on staying off social media this weekend, and every time I try to do that bad shit goes down.
Anyway, Trump is a madman and if someone doesn’t introduce articles of impeachment by Monday, Congress will have forever abdicated the War Powers Act.
So glad you are ok! I totaled a car when I was 16 and I’m not sure I’d be alive if it weren’t for the fact that it was an absolute tank of a Volvo.
if you withdraw your arm from pringletube too fast they touch your neck with the gom jabbar. fear is the mind killer