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Dad Eternal | Colorful Raconteur | Romantic Rascal | Handsome Scoundrel | El Zorro Plateado | Talismanic Himbo | Fashionably Divorced | Whimsical Menace | OU Alum X2 | At home on the vast American Steppe MAGA can all die in a fire

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Gored Indigenously

kfor.com/news/florida...

08.05.2025 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't get suckered into that ghost tour that you can supposedly hear the ghosts of Chinese prostitutes speaking from the 1880's...

They wouldn't be speaking English...

Total sham

30.04.2025 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Him - this is a whole thing that started 25 years ago on an obscure soccer message board where I became viral before true social media was the cancer that it's become

30.04.2025 02:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's always been me

30.04.2025 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because you are so good, I promise to stop slandering you anonymously on other social media platforms

30.04.2025 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Brother

30.04.2025 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@scavendish.bsky.social || Help a Friend out

30.04.2025 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They also don't think that there is some ol' boy out there picking up 50 lbs of cat food and a Sonic Route 44 DP

26.03.2025 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Protect Granny AT ALL COSTS

25.03.2025 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@dieworkwear.bsky.social would take it and build a walkable community

03.03.2025 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Praying that the rattlesnakes deliver many and several bites

18.02.2025 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.02.2025 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Valentine's to my soon to be partner for life, @kbeaman.bsky.social

14.02.2025 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

14/10

13.02.2025 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to a man in a uniform . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a man in a uniform .

So, it was never about "illegals getting driver's licenses" then...

12.02.2025 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many of my fellow Americans that claim to follow #Christ #Jesus have spent the last 50 years looking for Satan in the Muslim, the Jew, the GLBTQ+, the Indigenous, the Poor, the Immigrant...

When the whole time, Satan has been hiding in their mirrors

05.02.2025 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is fucking awesome

30.01.2025 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder what Jim in Fall River is up to...

30.01.2025 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dusty should just come out of the closet now...

28.01.2025 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can Confirm

28.01.2025 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damnit - I'm late

28.01.2025 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

45 Straight Days of vomiting first thing out of bed everyday - gone

24.01.2025 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been a gamechanger for me with whatever is going on with my stomach

24.01.2025 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ethnicity has less to do with it than the move to the suburbs where people suddenly start fearing "crime", but still go to the city for entertainment / commerce - they start fearing someone unworthy is going to move in next to them...

23.01.2025 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, this sort of ignores where the real conservative votes come from in Red States - The Suburbs.

Rural counties in the US don't have the voting population density to outvote urban counties - that's where the suburbs come in.

23.01.2025 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

14/10 will stream

20.01.2025 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About half & half

20.01.2025 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know who you used to be, but not who you are now...
And these people are ALL - to the last, dead to me, forever more and I hope you suffer all the ills that you voted for, or didn't vote to stop from happening.

May you all go die in a fire... After you suffer

20.01.2025 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your thinly veiled conempt for your fellow Americans, your ideological blindness, your racism, sexism, classism, all whitewashed with your rationalizations for either not voting or voting for increasing harm...

20.01.2025 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, 75 days ago, I woke up to friends of more than 30 years, soft consoling me about the election result
Almost every one said "Welp, if only there had been better choices the last 2 elections..."

I have excised each and every one of those friends from my life & regret nothing...

20.01.2025 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0