Peter Smith

Time to make Turnberry Golf Club a huge windfarm.

Trump and the UK have much in common - both avoided getting involved in the Vietnam War.

My thoughts when driving home on Tuesday night.

Do Chelsea only sign unlikeable players?
#WRECHE

Football, bloody hell.
#WRECHE

Jesse Derry was born when Sean was playing for Leeds United.
Time is a jet plane - it moves too fast.
#WRECHE #lufc

Chelsea don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring.
#WRECHE

Starting a band that does rock covers of Ken Dodd songs called By Jovi.

I admire your optimism, Peter.

If #lufc get relegated, an away game at Lincoln will be a grand day out.
It's a truly lovely place.

If Lincoln City achieve promotion to The Championship it'll be quite an achievement.

Fair play to President Trump. It must be hard to type so accurately when saliva is dripping on the keypad.

Like taking tips on healthy eating from Mr Creosote.
Thank God Starmer is PM not the tousled tosser, Johnson.

Fair point.

Cheers.

Is there a reference to find yours? My son's wife bought him one and we can't find it.

A lot comes down to character. There seems to be some dodgy ones at Spurs.

Depends who comes up from The Championship.
Same issues for #lufc if we stay up.

Spurs might not be playing today so I wonder if their coaching staff and fans are tuning into the Cardiff City v Lincoln City game on Sky Sports KO 12.30.

Same here but I look at what people pay and the effort to watch. I think fans deserve better.

Agree.

Interesting point on Propaganda. Pre Bielsa, I'd have grudging respect for Sunderland on Tuesday. I now believe their tactics were pretty shabby.
Time wasting from minute one, mid match coaching session and players dropping faster than members of the Durham Light Infantry in WW1.
#lufc

Just been attacked by three geese on my walk. As David Attenborough might put it, they're vicious little sods.
Thankfully, I've still got a John Robertson style deceptive change of pace.

It's baffling why this fella is so indulged.
Glasman is Chauncey Gardiner after he joined Reform.

We'll Sing in the Sunshine by Gale Garnett is one of the great songs of the 60s. It's still largely undiscovered.
#SoundsOfThe60s

It's a gorgeous early Spring day here in North Yorkshire.
A word of appreciation for what you do. Your posts are a part of my morning routine.

I think Marc was a good sport. Others were a bit more precious.

I'll be on the Cleveland Way nearby in a couple of hours. The weather is similar to the photo, albeit colder.

Notice one of the Miami footballers in The White House yesterday was Luis Suarez.
Trump could relax, knowing his ear would quickly grow back if Suarez couldn't resist biting a chunk..