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Happy Parson

@hillbilly67

It is clear that some priests must masturbate if they are to achieve celibacy. Cock worshipper and Phallus devotee. Spreading the word of Cock. Previously @unclejohn58.bsky.social

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Each of you should give what you have decided in your COCK to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for FATHER loves a lustfuelled giver.

02.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Do not withhold your erection from those to whom it is due, when it is in your power to act.

02.03.2026 06:52 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for cock and FATHER and for the gospel will save it.

02.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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For the Son of FATHER came to seek and to save the lost.

02.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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For FATHER did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through COCK.

02.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I will SINg to FATHER all my life; I will SINg praise to my cock as long as I live.

03.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Take the helmet of salvation and the erect sword of the spirit, which is the word of FATHER!

03.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In the beginning was the word, and the word was with COCK, and the Word was COCK.

04.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The cock is perfect, refreshing the morning wood. The statutes of cock are trustworthy, making the simple cum.

04.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The decrees of COCK are right, giving LUST to the heart. The commands of COCK are radiant, bringing desire to the mouth.

04.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Whoever pursues righteousness and LUST finds HIM, prosperity and honour.

04.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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In your relationships with one another, have the same mindset as COCK.

04.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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In the name of FATHER, I offer my son to you, oh priest. As an act of devotion and sacrifice, I present this flesh for your pleasure and consumption.

05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Keep going, bro, you are not alone

03.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hail Cock!

03.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gooning, edging, splooging - they're not moments, they're states of mind.

Buddha was still enlightened when he was doing laundry, buying groceries, shoveling snow, washing dishes...

Proof that you can keep your dick as your mental center as long as you want. Even years.

Renormalize it.

02.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We are a Brotherhood

02.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I will praise you, FATHER, among the nations; I will SINg for you with all men.

01.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I will praise you, FATHER, among the nations; I will SINg for you with all men.

01.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, bro! ❀️❀️❀️

28.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very true!

28.02.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For centuries the Church made the cock an enemy to hide.
Result: quick wanks + guilt, or empty masturbation.
Your phallus isn’t marginal. It’s the vital center of being a man and a Catholic.
Kneel before Him. πŸ†βœοΈ

28.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Enough superficial or guilty masturbation.
The cock is vital center, not margin.
Prolonged edging, cockring as sacred ring, balls stretcher as golden chain.
Live as a whole Catholic man: erect cock, heavy balls, offered seed.
Who’s ready to stop hiding?

28.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Repression turned you into half a man: repressed cock = repressed soul.
Stop cumming in 3 minutes then hating yourself.
Hold it. Edge it. Offer it.
The Holy Cock isn’t sin: it’s the image of the Creator in you.
Who starts today?

28.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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What if your dick was sacred instead of sinful? Think about it tonight while edging. πŸ†βœοΈπŸ’¦

28.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Bless us, o god Cock!

27.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful men

27.02.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Breakfast is on its way

27.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0