Ian Lord of the Onion Rings

They're bringing Bubby Brister back

a man standing in front of a building with fer what written on the bottom Alt: Shoresy asking "fer what?!"

Every time a weird trade is announced:

Caps only dared to trade a franchise icon because the Washington Post shuttered its sports section

Paternal (Granddad): Naval officer during tail-end of WWII. Company man for Dupont, had patents for all kinds of shit that probably caused all kinds of cancer. Became a family/civil court judge later on, which apparently didn't require a law degree

Maternal (Grampy, we called him Grumpy): Son of Slovak immigrants, Army engineer in Africa and Italy during WWII, blew up railroads, built new ones. Climbed a pyramid. RR guy, rose to VP, got an honorary Kentucky colonel-ship for his work down there. Also ran a small family farm in his retirement.

See Robyn Rhysling from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Ser Robyn Rhysling has been traded to the Seattle Kraken for a 2026 2nd round pick

A big trade in the NFL during the NHL's deadline week. Gary's gonna ban all future Sunday games, isn't he?

Probably Vermont-born Elliott Groenewold's doing. Did you know he leads the NCCA in +/-, the ultimately important stat for those of us who never watch?

Very happy for Olivia Rodrigo

Glad you put the kibosh on him trying to bring Kash Patel onto the Pod. Would NOT listen

Bruins legend Erik Haula

"A collision with MacKinnon and Hintz, both slow to get up"
23 Minnesota Wild players who somehow are all on Olympic teams: "GOOOOOOOOOOD"

I have only watched Megan Keller's dagger 8 bazillion times. Sorry, I'm trying to watch it more, just busy with work

KELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Primal is an Adult Swim cartoon about a caveman and a dinosaur doing whatever they need to survive and now the caveman is a zombie so there’s at least one other show on its level

Bronze medal Wolfdog!

I don't want to assume because I'm woke with The Force, but a Scoop Ball paddle is a terrible beggar's receptacle. The credits will just fall through.

Google tells me it's called Scoop Ball. It's definitely a Scoop Ball paddle. George, you crazy sonofabitch, just reusing your kids toys they didn't pick up at Skywalker Ranch

Far from the point, but is that robed character in the background holding one of those paddles from that lawn game that had wiffle balls you threw to one another?

Robert Duvall taught me the valuable lesson that if you're a little bit German and a little bit Irish you can work for a powerful Italian-American crime syndicate as their consigliere

One quick swear: No biggie, I'll be over in seconds
String of curses: A little hot, take me for a walk or give me a beer and I'll cool off
Quiet, sullen: I'm super pissed off, give me space
Start yelling things like "tarnations" and "dag-nabbit": I've turned into an old-timey prospector. Get help

You know it's not about Kevin McHale and Robert Parish, right? It's very good, but it's about a very different set of Twin Peaks...

Maybe Tim the Tool Man Taylor

Outside of Homer J. Simpson, nobody has ever exhibited primal, unintelligible, guttural sounds quite like Bruce Springsteen

Is that "eastern time" or "Etna time"? I'm sorry things get very confusing when you're over in Italy...

Whoah, Czech these guys out...

Maginot Line change for France on that PK

I <3 Pasta

David Krejci would never allow this to happen