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I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL IT'S MY FUNCTION

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Hey god can you forgive me for this hate crime I know I don't have to ask forgiveness for things because Jesus died for our sins and you told me to do this anyway and smiting sinners can't really be that wrong even if they're forgiven by Jesus right? Thanks big G, see you Sunday.

05.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn how can Kirby be all curves but still have a Hank Hill ass

05.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoever it is manufacturing coffee mugs needs to understand that "microwave safe" carries with it the implication that post-microwave handling can also be done safely.

05.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Huunโ€Huurโ€Tu - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
Huunโ€Huurโ€Tu - Full Performance (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

This rules youtu.be/R2ovoRyv4kw

04.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The BOSS Metal Zone and Heavy Metal get all the hate that should be going to the Digitech Death Metal, which dares to ask the question "You didn't need to adjust the distortion intensity, right?"

04.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao Trump is just actually just gonna rot away in front of us like the king in House of Dragons

03.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I open this app when I wake up bleary-eyed in the morning in the hopes that I see something which makes me so mad I stop feeling fatigue.

02.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao my daughter silently walked past me to the dishwasher and toggled a magnet we have to indicate whether our dishes are clean or dirty. Just casually flipped it to the wrong indicator. Kids are gremlins sometimes.

28.02.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was actually curious about this the other day and it turns out something like 46 out of 50 states have more than 50% of their population in urban areas, and for most of them it's close to 75%

26.02.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1/4" might have a greater insertion depth but xlr is girthier and it's not afraid of hooking up with other xlr cables. Frankly, I feel safer with it and that's like 50% of satisfaction anyway

23.02.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also makes them generally attuned to things like advanced musicianship, programming, math, sciences, complex train systems, etc.

22.02.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Autistic individuals also tend to have better pattern-matching abilities. This would make it a lot clearer to them if their expressive preferences didn't align with their assigned gender.

22.02.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See this is the shit people SHOULD be taking from video games, like how you could find random unoccupied bases in the woods in that one GBA pokemon game

22.02.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok but what if we made these guys masters of their craft and just let them loose on society as a whole? Every moment you find yourself in need of shelter you just knock around on surfaces like it's Zelda 1 until you stumble into a plush RGB gaming pod with air conditioning and a mini-fridge

22.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who is this wacky guy anyway is he a professional clay target? Feels like someone is trying to shoot him every other week.

22.02.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fast forward to now, XBox is functionally redundant and PS5s feel like luxury items. I've got issues with Nintendo in the same way I've got issues with Valve but, like Valve, they've managed to figure out a way not to completely suck all the life out of their host organism

22.02.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By the time the Wii was rolling around that gap was starting to close. Sony bet on their Blu Ray IP, Microsoft didโ€ฆ Microsoft, and Nintendo started using interfaces the average user wouldn't have at home.

22.02.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Nintendo had everyone else outplayed by the Wii era, whether or not anyone knew it at the time. Initially consoles and PCs had to focus on different hardware because it wasn't reasonable to have a general purpose computing device that could ALSO do games at a reasonable cost.

22.02.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like to think of it as a sort of bag version of the Matrix where the container bag is The One and gets special privileges but there isn't any real reason and when it's the last one I allow it to select from the next set of bags to find the next One and the cycle continues.

21.02.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For once in your life could you please tone it down to killing the vibe and smelling like *normal* shit and not some unholy beast of fecal fornication?

21.02.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes
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21.02.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is my day-to-day as a software engineer, which is appropriate since this is an error I would normally expect to be intercepted and made user friendly

21.02.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't look for recommendations from someone who has a completely different set of tastes from me, that wouldn't make any sense. Training people for tasks and teaching them things maps that information to human senses, and those humans have a better chance of communicating it than a machine.

21.02.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the thing he's really glazing over here is what "training" they're trying to remove from the equation. Like if we could completely do away with warehouse picking, that's cool. Nobody WANTS to do that. Art? Literature? Music? Engineering itself? We get value out of training PEOPLE for that.

21.02.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Insane to come back and top this so soon but I just had one that was base notes of mango and a strong olfactory sensation of used cat litter. Truly the opposite of a positive experience.

21.02.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh do you know what you want? Are you sure? What's your use case? Are you sure? We've got these other options here. Are you sure? I can give you exhaustive details on each one more extensively than I could for my family members. Are you sure? Do you want 1 year of insurance coverage? Are you sure?

21.02.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a sentence: "daaaammmmnnn lol datshtooo much to drumk, smoke shesh tiiiiime"

"Yaaaaaaa b let's get sheshed the fuck out!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ"

21.02.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pronouncing it "shesh-ed", the past tense of "shesh"

21.02.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Valve displays a sort of "parasitism disguised as mutualism" where the scales aren't specifically meant to be tilted in your favor but it is still the behavior of higher-level organisms; whereas most companies with that sort of influence are just diseases, completely obliterating their host species

21.02.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is it supposed to work? ๐Ÿคท
Ok what is it supposed to do? ๐Ÿคท
โ€ฆok why are we here? ๐Ÿคท

21.02.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0