Golden Boy ✨️

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Me to myself in my mind when I was making sure not to vomit in that poor man's car

Pov: your me going home at 10pm the other night from a WORK EVENT 😭🤣 I must be good at my job because I should be sacked 💀😂

The race swapping of the contestants is just bananas 🤣

But also not the actual convicted felon being mascotted looking like nazified President Snow.

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Okay, ANTM documentary time. 🤭 Tyra may be a monster but she will never not be an absolutely iconic MESSY queen!

In other news, here's some recent photos I took (not of me, I'm so sorry) that I like.

I am back to let you all know, and bear witness to the fact, that I now have a fat litlle ass x

The Festival of Lights in Drogheda last night 🌟

Ugh. I miss her so much! 🥹

This is self harm! 😂 I swear, the only thing you'll see me running is a tap 🤣

Y'all I must be really giving today cause the deliveroo driver was just trying to cruise me at my front door (kept making eye contact and grabbing his crotch) and then he messages me through the app with his number.

I feel unstoppable.

By accident??? Never in my life have I run anywhere by accident, nevermind 8k 🤣

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Asked for Coke Zero and they obviously gave me Diet Coke cause this is FOUL!!! Will never understand how so many of you are obsessed.

Why does this little guy want me dead? Always in my garden giving me filthies.

Would you call this a leprechsmurf or a smurfechaun?

"Where's my fucking oat milk latte, you bitch!!!!"

A gym membership is needed. Getting slouchy.

There's a lad in my class who plays hurling, is about 6'4", blonde, and tanned, and I'm constantly having to stop myself from just staring him out of it nonstop. 🥵

Wake it up ✨️

Only tip they got from me was "get rid of that thing" 🤣

I was nearly ran down by one of those robot waiters in the airport. I hate them so much 😭 we need to stop with the AI of it all and go back to simpler times folks, this ain't right.

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There's a grown woman in my class wearing a Lightening McQueen t-shirt.

Thank you very much 🙌

Thank you 🫶

Thank you thank you 🙏

Thank you, Rohan!! 🫶

Thank you, Chris! 🫶

Happy cake day to meeeee 🥳

This very much feels like a trap now in this day and age. I've never been to the US, and you can rest assured I won't be going there next year or for several many more years to come.