you buy a plush dragon at the store and leave it on your bed before you go to the kitchen to eat
when you come back, the dragon is surrounded by a few little pipe cleaner kobolds
if that kobold is an eeper, you know you gotta keep her
this kobold can go to Denny's 3 nights in a row
kobold who loves collecting little green portraits of Alexander Hamilton and storing them in her wallet
wrf
kobold who shakes his head while receiving head pats from his dragon so observors know he doesn't actually support a caste society
kobold who gets up on her tippy toes to kiss you, then steps away, at which point the perspective changes to reveal she is larger than you
did the kids make fun of you on the playground
how many packs does sundae chuff a day
thou shalt not muzzle the kobold while he is aura farming
did anyone else have a dream last night about a dark, twisted kobold more terrible and hateful than the rest
kobold that's necessary in order to solve a physics problem and thus respawns every time he dies so you can't fail the puzzle
what should Terraria do next
kobold who can't stop barking
woof
kobold who's been staring at you with his big beady eyes for over an hour now because he doesn't know how to ask you out for a date at burger king
the fluffy snobolds of average size are hanging out in the living room playing boggle
the large fluffy snobolds are making nuclear warheads the size of trees
kobold who misses the OLD smosh
there's nothing that encompasses American freedom more than petting and hugging and kissing THIS kobold
kobold that's sad because all his friends moved onto other messaging apps and forgot about him :(
(they're all busy at work)
i had a little kobold, and that kobold was enough
your kobolds are sickening and vain. my kobolds exist to bring joy
very vivid image....
even among the kobolds currently stuck in socks hanging by the fireplace, there is a such thing as supply and demand
kobold who's asking permission to add 6 extra n's to his name
this kobold determines the universe's objective understanding of good or bad. all sins are based off of what she doesn't like, and she personally dictates who has a place in her afterlife
kobold who wasted his life for war
make your bed home for all types of kobolds
welcome to my evil kobold town
