Cromerty

Apparently it will be fixed within 24 working hours, so….3 days?

Oh well played BT

Spotted a few people only just got round to watching Small Prophets so I'm reposting this now that it makes sense to them too.

I see Calista's been hitting the Wegovy

Quite the no fly zone they’ve going on there

Little fellas just landed. Now all the passengers need to get a replacement bus service from the arse end of nowhere

@forcesnews.com one for you guys?

This plane's been circling for hours #flightradar24

Quite

Waiting for the inevitable post from Trump: "I didn't say this. This is AI"

Ah. X

Do we know a name or actor?

It's TRADITION

Ikr #muff

"And here is Miss Edith Ledwith for Canada. Unfortunately her partner fell through the ice, but she will still attempt her synchronised muff diving"

"careful treatments" = mercury

Oh heck, he calls himself Lurk-ee

Did they never read Madeleine L'Engle???

Not sure if I can watch 2012 “The” Avengers if they think a tesseract is just a cube

FFS

I understand that @netflix.com wants to think it's very down with the kids but I really wish it could tell me in advance if a program is in a language other than English...do I want to listen, or read and get a GCSE Level 4 in Uzbekistan?

Ah yes. The juice.

Hi threads I don't care if I've posted on threads

Isn't it a bit weird that when men snog women in the fillums and TV, they always lean so you see their nose and the woman is in the background

The actual fuck

It is very German to be agin jaywalking. When I lived in Berlin (before the wall fell), we used to laugh at the east Germans who used to refuse to jay walk.

Everyone started braking on the A64 because of the rainbow and the weird thing was I kept driving through it, then it reappeared a minute later. I SAW WHERE THE END WAS.

And now I'm sad because this little guy will never see a rainbow

Perfect tho

Me: hey instagram - show me loads of unwarranted bbl ads please
Instagam: on it!
Me: Could you serve me loads of ads from accounts I've blocked?
Instagram: absolutely! I've got you, girl
Me: And could I block this account?
Instagram:
Me:
Instagram:
Me:
Instagram: What now