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Seth Wilson

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"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-"

You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

06.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1081 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

This would be a pretty spot on
weekend for It to Finally Happen.

06.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Wow, they took cop voice to a whole new level.

06.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Work gave us this years fiesta medals. They’re cool! I like it better than last years.

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I unabashedly love the Coppola Dracula and Herzog’s Nosferatu, too.

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just now watching Nosferatu. This movie rules. Robert Eggers has a pretty spotless record so far, imo

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

american evangelicals already run everything and what we are seeing right now, including this headline, is them trying to close the gap on the 5% of everything they don't run

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 966 πŸ” 202 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I hit my vape pen before bed last night and woke up with what experts are calling perhaps the greatest cotton mouth ever. I am drinking water and electrolytes this morning. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

06.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The kid is kinda starting to play patty cake with me and I’m excited because its a fun little stage to see her enter but also because clapping games are fascinating to me. Noncompetitive cooperative games that seemingly exist to preserve oral tradition and reinforce social bonds? Sounds great!

06.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, outed myself. It got real cold but didn’t taste as good as glass bottle gatorade.

06.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 4731 πŸ” 765 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 32

You’re old enough to remember canned gatorade, aren’t you?

06.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it’s like mob movies where you can have all the mistresses you want so long as you don’t get divorced or fuck the other gangsters wives.

05.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She seems like a classic β€œnice but not kind” person.

05.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Besides creating an annoyance by getting yelled at too much do you think Trump fired Noem for fucking Lewandowski? Is cheating within the in-group also a fireable offense?

05.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No, this shit aged like milk.

05.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

05.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 737 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 4

I thought Slovaceks were indeed really good, I need to try Czech Stop next time.

05.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is like half my Mexican buddies stories about their grandpas.

05.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Farmer/Rancher, soldered missile shit together at Raytheon.

05.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I am. The Texas toast thing is so weird, though!

05.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa, a transplant who isn’t going overboard about breakfast tacos.

05.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

inshallah!

05.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can see how Trig and his ilk might hate the new Sturgill album. It’s got rhythm, life affirming politics and a celebration of sexual pleasure without shame and a bunch of other hangups.

05.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always the dudes with the coolest gear.

Yeah, bro, we’ll let you headline the all ages show if we can use your PA. Yes you can do a thirty minute jazz-metal song. Sure, you can drink beer just be discrete about it. Are you sure you’re bringing the PA…

05.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rhythm? That’s the devil, son!

05.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like the opposite of music, not in the β€œassorted discordant noises” sense but rather, its like a refutation of rhythm, performance and the idea of pleasure.

05.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It absolutely will not work without those thudding synth beats.

04.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Spain’s MEP Irene Montero:

β€œBecause no one stopped the genocide in Gaza, the United States and Israel are now targeting Venezuela and Iran.”

β€œWe must isolate the U.S. and Israel now, so they can no longer spread terror across the globe.”

i can't find the exact quote from her address to the EU Parliament in Brussels in english but this is probably close enough https://slguardian.org/trump-is-the-new-hitler-says-spanish-mep/

Spain’s MEP Irene Montero: β€œBecause no one stopped the genocide in Gaza, the United States and Israel are now targeting Venezuela and Iran.” β€œWe must isolate the U.S. and Israel now, so they can no longer spread terror across the globe.” i can't find the exact quote from her address to the EU Parliament in Brussels in english but this is probably close enough https://slguardian.org/trump-is-the-new-hitler-says-spanish-mep/

no lies detected

04.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Borrowing from one of my favorite games, The Saboteur, the more liberated a section of the map gets, the less damage your sunglasses do as you wear them there and the more non-alien art you see in that area.

04.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0