Jason

I do not mess around.

Technically two if you think about it.

This isn’t a chicken or the egg scenario Robert. You were there before him. The big question is, who, if anyone, was before you?

Who was the first journalist at morning skate today?

Honestly he’s just scared.

Man, @downgoesbrown.bsky.social’s article was out for mere hours before becoming out dated.

I don’t like lots of people Sarah.

Oh shit. Which episode? I need to go back and watch.

How many donut rings would you eat?

How many rings?

They should invent sleep that feels like you actually slept

That was my thought. Also, I don’t care. Let them win.

Is it Pato O’clock yet?

I think we’ve seen you can ditch contracts at the end of their life for a sweetener. Someone will always take it.

Wasn’t he a convicted sexual abuser? Is it cause he died in a helicopter crash? Is that why everyone now loves him?

Remember when people bitched about his contract extension? I do.

Great, now I know he has a thing for feet.

You didn’t ask?

Look at Jamie Benn answering @tiffin.bsky.social’s article questions in the first game post-article.

Welcome to Dallas Michael, you won’t draw shit here.

Cell phone and logins?

Highly recommend the organic Black Forest ones.

Oof. This was all cringy.

If I’m honest, I kinda forgot he existed since we keep playing decent and he isn’t around.

Maintenance game.

How dare they scratch our top goal scorer (of the last few games)

Why not? Both are goal scorers. Matthew’s immediately gives you one of the best center-depth teams in the league.

Curious, if you were to trade Robo as part of a package for Auston Matthews, would that make Stars fans happy?

Smoothies are hilarious. Like what would make this delicious fruit taste better? A couple handfuls of spinach, that’s what.

Oh I am terrible at this game.