Gemma Hall

I am so glad I was late now.

This is the Big Sammy content I live for.

The actor Kevin Eldon.

What does it say about me that I also get served this ad…

For my Big Sammy Bingo card?

Truly a candle in the wind 🙏

Mission Impossible was good daft fun, but a Trafalgar Square tube station? Frankly one suspension of disbelief too far.

When content becomes art.

Just casually putting a fresh battery in the Ring doorbell this morning to make sure I don’t miss the postman. Leaving nothing to chance.

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Finally got my invite to pre-order the Switch 2, then there was a significant delay receiving my code, and now they’ve sold out of the Kart bundle. And no soft bundle option.

I love Santa Clause: The Movie because it’s very much a film of two halves, the first being a classic sweet and charming sentimental Christmas tale, and then John Lithgow suddenly rocks up an hour into it and just fucks that shit up.

I have genuinely petitioned BBC iPlayer to curate a playlist of ‘Assorted episodes in which Rik Mayall cameos (and chews the scenery to pieces)’.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Neither Jesus, nor I, am impressed with your plastic Christmas tree.

Holiday breakfast go time.

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Biggest gut punch of the day/month/possibly year: Discovering a work Teams chat group called ‘The Cool Kids’ that I’m not included on.

Frankly these things were a mess, such lofty ambitions, such questionable execution. The perfect embodiment of Christmas. 5/7 (with a Kombucha reaction face).

If this place is to prove it’s worth, it needs to create its own Gary Barlow’s massive son moment.

It’s taken me a while to drum up the energy to sign on to yet another social site, but this definitely feels much more like the ‘other place’ than all the other pretenders so far. I mean Threads is just so incredibly whiney.

All new social media sites must first be blessed by these guys.