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I like pie. she/her

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Moonbun cares nothing for your puny human concerns.

11.03.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's ~gestures to everything ~ probably?

11.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's me for a week every fall, but the spring one doesn't bothered me at all? I'm the same way with traveling across time zones. Going east I'm fine; going west I'm a wreck.

11.03.2026 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I wear a women's size 9! But I was a size 5 when I was 10.

11.03.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day!

11.03.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bodies are such a scam!!!

10.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did a running and a camera crew was filming something at the stone ruins next to the water tower (it's a pretty spot!). Maybe a commercial?

10.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice

10.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ticket description says "Ron is doing his best but we need to either fix the email server or give Ron a faster car"๐Ÿ˜‚

10.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A list of fake jira tickets for a fake project. They are, in order from top down:
*Investigate why the quarterly report PDF is 4 million pages long
*Entire production environment is frightened of the number 7
*The "forgot password" email is now being delivered by a man named Ron
*The loading spinner has started spinning in the wrong direction 
*Legally rename all buttons to "the big clickable button"
*The website turns into a jpeg of Nicolas Cage every Tuesday at 3 pm
*Migrate database from PostgreSQL to a sentient flock of Geese

A list of fake jira tickets for a fake project. They are, in order from top down: *Investigate why the quarterly report PDF is 4 million pages long *Entire production environment is frightened of the number 7 *The "forgot password" email is now being delivered by a man named Ron *The loading spinner has started spinning in the wrong direction *Legally rename all buttons to "the big clickable button" *The website turns into a jpeg of Nicolas Cage every Tuesday at 3 pm *Migrate database from PostgreSQL to a sentient flock of Geese

Someone on my team is using the jira sandbox to test various prioritization plugins and the list of tickets they created is cracking me up.

10.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The giving tree

10.03.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Clusters of tiny wild ceanothus flowers that are pale periwinkle.

Clusters of tiny wild ceanothus flowers that are pale periwinkle.

We have a lot of wild ones that are white or very pale purple that is almost white!

10.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The flowers smell really good? I've never gotten vinyl car seat from them.

10.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Large ploof of blueish purple ceanothus flowers. A pale cream spider with a large abdomen crouches inside.

Large ploof of blueish purple ceanothus flowers. A pale cream spider with a large abdomen crouches inside.

If you live in California and you want ALL of the native bees to hang out in your yard, may I recommend planting ceanothus? I can count at least a dozen different kinds on our shrubs right now. Plus other critters hang out hoping for a meal!

10.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the feral cat clowder that uses our yard as a toilet has deliberately climbed up into the new dirt in one of our wine barrel planters to poop in it THREE times despite all of the sticks and branches I put on it to discourage that behavior.

10.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a very cute baby! 8 months old, just starting to wave.

10.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My coworker asked if I want to say hi to the baby and here is the thing: I always want to say hi to the baby.

10.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Purple blue wood hyacinth just starting to open. The flowers are bell shaped and have a line down the center of each petal.

Purple blue wood hyacinth just starting to open. The flowers are bell shaped and have a line down the center of each petal.

Wood hyacinth is just beginning!

10.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wrote my March Sadness essay about "November Rain" and (I'm sorry) Hamlet. Paid the author photo tax at the end like a champ. Please read and vote! marchxness.com#/1stround-gn...

10.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

No! No!!!!!

10.03.2026 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm comfortable tiling so that's what we'll do with our next flooring replacement, and likely will use tile that looks like wood, but I'd love to do wood piece work someday.

10.03.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have this fantasy of doing a really cool end wood piece work situation but I don't have the skill or knowledge to do it well.

10.03.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have had it both ways! In France, even!

10.03.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Luckily our town has lots of free range kids, I think much more so than other places. It's normal for kids to hang out at the parks near their homes without parent supervision.

10.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah this might be the way to go. We will look into options!

10.03.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค”

10.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pupdate: he left the park at the time we requested and just got home. ๐Ÿฅฐ

10.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right but this is for an 8 year old who definitely doesn't need a phone but does need a way to contact us if he is out riding his bike unaccompanied.

10.03.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah our phones are android so the recs from local friends who have given smart watches to their kids aren't useful. Good to know about just getting regular ones.

10.03.2026 01:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That being said, if you have a recommendation for some kind of smart watch he can use to text us that's compatible with non iPhone phones, I'd love to hear about it.

10.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0