David Call

I’ve started sayin “He’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.

One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

type of shit I was posting on myspace to get my ex gf to text me

Saw someone describing “The White Lotus genre” as “things that attack the 1%, marketed to the 5%” and boy does that sum up way too much progressive economic policy and messaging output the past several years tbqh

Probably worth remembering that countries like Saudi Arabia are holding up our sham bullshit tech economy and that something like a war that puts pressure on them and disrupts their operations could set off a chain of dominoes that a lot of people aren't really discussing.

The Washington Post Breaking News Post Exclusive 27 minutes ago Justice Department targets Cuban officials, aims for indictments The effort to bring charges against Cuban officials coincides with President Donald Trump saying that his administration is eyeing Cuba as the next country whose government might be overthrown, following the capture of Venezuela's Nicolás Maduro in early January and the killing of Iran's supreme leader on Saturday.

A regime that values domestic and international violence above the rule of law is unsustainable.

Analysis Suggests School Was Hit Amid U.S. Strikes on Iranian Naval Base

The 1968 My Lai massacre killed at least 347 civilians. It led to congressional hearings and criminal trials. The bombing of the #Minab school, if confirmed to be an American airstrike, is a comparable massacre and scandal. A dark day in American history.

it’s coming home

Aerial view of five rows of graves being prepared by people and digging equipment, with vehicles on the left side.

Once you see this image as a grim American flag you cannot unsee it.

Tapping the sign

There’s a pretty strong norm in the union world against publicly criticizing other union leaders but at some point I think it becomes necessary for labor movement leaders to start saying “Sean O’Brien sucks.”
Otherwise this guy represents all unions in people’s minds

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

I feel like they're saying that they get to decide when we've "won" the war, so Trump can walk away from it and save face as it goes south, but we just killed 160 little girls, and I don't think he's going to get to just walk away this time.

USPS expects to run out of cash in a year without help from Congress, postmaster says The U.S. Postal Service is on track to run out of cash within a year unless Congress lets it borrow more

As Trump hurls us into another costly war in the Middle East with no clear objective to further enrich the military industrial complex, the US Postal Service could run out of money within a year:

abcnews.com/US/wireStory...

i’d like to see ol’ Donny Trump wiggle his way out of this one!

No more excuses for incrementalism. Not a one. Join the GOP otherwise. Same with you voters. Get out of the party if that's how you want to do business. We can replace you with one of the many independent voters who think we shouldn't have a Gestapo at all. I want a smaller tent. No dipshits

Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

The thing about all these freak AI execs constantly going "our machine may have gained sentience?!" is that they want slaves. That they are ok with slave labor.

And *then* it always, always turns out their latest AI trick actually used slave labor somewhere in the global south.

They're slavers.

Another reason to support court reform is that the Supreme Court, as constituted, is incapable of functionally administering the law. A court that wasn't captured by far right billionaires would've prevented the government from enforcing these at all.

Interesting 🤔

The American political class is utterly delusional, adrift in a dream of normality, unable to process the actual reality of events on the ground, where the US just launched a completely unprovoked war against a massive country, murdered its leadership, and demanded its conversion to a vassal state.

ICE detain U.S. Army veteran—a 50 year old woman with major health issues.

20 plus armed agents stormed this residential neighborhood to arrest her at gunpoint.

Her crime? Kate just took part in a peaceful protest—evidently her 5 foot tall stature intimidated these agents.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Great to know their CEO doesn't even understand how AI works. It's not anxious because it's conscious, dumbass. It's anxious because you've been scraping the social media of users living and posting through fucking unstable times.

nope, but he has ‘name recognition’, which is something the dipshit MBAs who run the business now can quantify and plug into a spread sheet, so that’s how we do casting now.

For those who may not remember, funding an adversary in a proxy war in Afghanistan was a big part of how the US bankrupted the Soviet Union.

Further proof only idiots who don't know what the fuck they're doing use this shit

My daughter reported that the ICE presence outside her school during recess last week involved ICE officers sitting IN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK. And this wasn't kids misinterpreting. We had an email from the school the day it happened; we just didn't get the ice cream detail in the email.

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