LilChromie

Ars Noeuveua or however you spell it

There is so much going on in this one image

Not the US government representing themselves as fucking beerus dragon ball in their propaganda video

No I think I'm just white. Like I don't have any ancestry in European countries I just crawled out of the ground with pale skin.

What do you mean 100k bluesky followers doesn't net you a life of wealth and luxury? What have I even been doing then?

Non politically assassinating a politician

But why aren't you selling onion brand boner pills

Wait shit I can't be in this one

New podcast idea: podcast with 0 white guys

You don't need to tell me that. I got autism and diabetes. I play the cards in my deck whenever it's advantageous.

I personally love relinquishing my ability to choose who I block and adore placing it in the hands of some terminally online stranger

Her: yeah I was thinking of death the kid
Me: this is the worst thing you could have said to an autistic person, made even worse because he has fucking ocd you dumbass

Most ableist thing that's ever been said to me is when I was building a Minecraft house with my friend and we had had different ideas for a design and she went "why don't you want it to be symmetrical don't you have autism?" And I'm like "I'm not fucking death the kid"

This is why I want neuralink to be available for purchase. It would probably be so easy to hack those things to explode some guy's brain, and no one who I wouldn't press the brain explode button on would buy one.

I heard this guy is a murderer btw

I pirated it but that doesn't change the fact that I want my money back.

I know I can use mods for that but I'm mad on principle. And I want my money back.

Playing the Sims and repeatedly getting upset that there isn't a "kill this person" button I can press

See I was gonna find something funny on there so I could be like "not everything on there sucks" but then I scrolled for 5 consecutive minutes and everything I saw sucked ass

Gavin Newsom wants to ban big chungus

Ocean's Eleven but we're stealing Gavin Newsom's reddit account

Jenny ive decided to run for political office but i need 10 million reddit karma first

Is the karma supposed to make me less mad? Does it have a soothing effect on the minds of other redditors? Is it like a charisma stat in DnD? Is that why they want it so badly?

Idk maybe. Tho from my experience you didn't open someone's reddit page unless you are mad at them so idk who it would be there to convince.

Also idk maybe like mossad or something would do that. But there's really not much of a point because unlike followers or other social media score points karma doesn't come with an audience or anything.

Why would you buy a used reddit account? You can get a new one for free.

13 years of using reddit and it turned them into an establishment dem. Sad!

Saw some fuckass take on reddit and looked at the account to see 3.5 million karma like what the fuck. Genuinely more social platforms need to keep score like this so I know who is a deranged power user.

Silence grok you will not contain my rage