Rogue HCI Guy

"Americans realising it's them who voted for congress" waiting room.

"Subventionierter Geringverdiener" wird jetzt auf meine Visitenkarte kommen. Als Akademiker in der Informatik sogar irgendwie korrekt.

Wait until they learn about crystal meth

Conferences need to vanish or go fully digital. The cost/benefit ratio is just bad and excludes too many.

Sog. E-post (pat. Pend.)

How to be sued for sexual harassment 101

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Loser mindset, ngl.

Ah missed that one, thanks!

I haven't seen this! Any sources for me to dig into perhaps?

Freq assumptions are Dali-level surrealism

Sry but if you aint the guy with the blowtorch, I can't take you seriously.

Yes. Burn all the statistics.

South Korea built a Train to get people to procreate. Everything is possible.

Me, a literal elephant:
Wtf how did I get in here?

Should I ever torpedo your work in peer review
Know that
I love you for who you are
But not your shitty paper

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

Zatar kannte ich noch gar nicht, klingt interessant!

Was suchst du denn, das so selten ist?

Starting tomorrow, you can watch fish traffic via an underwater camera livestreaming from an Utrecht canal. If you spot waiting 🐟, you can ping an operator to open the Weerdsluis lock gate & let them through. Highly recommend this for easing elevated stress levels, or if you just like helping fish

"Two things can be true at the same time" is something hard to comprehend for most people, apparently.

Given the opacity of the North Sea (and the channel in particular), I doubt you'd see much tbh.

I think the way to do this best is to create a monopoly for the state. I'm quite frankly fine with gambling if it's regulated well, support structures are present for addiction, and the money people throw into the fire gets back to society somehow instead of fueling obscure investors.

Unfortunately for y'all I'm in that club as well

Social media was a mistake.

Go streamer setup with LEDs, knick knacks and plushies

Fields don't talk to each other. Even in HCI, which essentially is CS/psych fusion it's hard to facilitate interdisciplinary research. It's a practical observation, not a general statement.

There's not much anyone can do there, at least if they have the tech-literacy of an average psychologist tbh.

Das was sie jeden Tag machen: Ihre Wähler im Stich lassen.