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Stop Palantir taking over our public services! Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.

Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

09.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We have reached the ‘live coverage of the No. 10 front door’ stage of the situation #serious

09.02.2026 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So Starmer is appalled by Mandelson’s lies, but comfortable with his own?

05.02.2026 14:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jenrick is a piece of shit who shouldn't be anywhere near public life, so he'll feel at home in Reform

15.01.2026 11:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I know how you feel

07.10.2025 07:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We should normalise calling Reform the National Front. It’s what they are, it doesn’t matter how they dress it up.

13.08.2025 08:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starmer's U-turn on WFP isn't about economics, it never was. He's been caught out for being a cnut

21.05.2025 21:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well he lied his way to the leadership with his ‘pledges’

12.05.2025 20:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How much were the chips?

23.04.2025 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I must drive my car into a tree, otherwise I won’t be observing my ‘I must drive my car into a tree’ rules, and they are the only rules” Rachel Reeves, March 2025

27.03.2025 10:48 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I just poured boiling water onto my instant coffee and it was fine

11.02.2025 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sign the Petition Save the pigeons at Shenfield Railway Bridge - Hold Network Rail to account

Please have a look at this chng.it/pG5tqWQFSX

08.02.2025 13:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Independent Venue Week - sign the petition now!

Independent Venue Week - sign the petition now!

Today marks the start of Independent Venue Week, an a celebration of grassroots music venues and their invaluable contribution to our society.

Our #MusicForTheMany campaign is demanding a ticket levy to save British music.

✍️Sign the petition: thecorbynproject.com/savegrassrootsmusic #IVW25

27.01.2025 14:47 👍 57 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0

‘Roman Salute’ in this years ‘Work Event’

21.01.2025 15:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hardly anyone has turned up, the mall is practically empty #trump

20.01.2025 18:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I only met Tony Slattery once, I was quite drunk and he said that if I didn’t shut up, he’d cum on my chest. They were the last words he said to me

14.01.2025 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got a ‘have a good weekend’ yesterday, a Wednesday. Has anyone received a Tuesday ‘have a good weekend’?

09.01.2025 15:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pubs in Graiguenamanagh. Some are dead and some are living

27.12.2024 20:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10 hours of footage? Paging Mr Jackson…

26.12.2024 12:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s Maccatastic!

25.12.2024 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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For those that celebrate

23.12.2024 16:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Highly decorative takeaway in Ireland

Highly decorative takeaway in Ireland

Highly decorative takeaway in Ireland

Highly decorative takeaway in Ireland

No holding back here

20.12.2024 22:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
INSTANT KARMA! (WE ALL SHINE ON). (Ultimate Mix, 2020) - Lennon/Ono with The Plastic Ono Band
INSTANT KARMA! (WE ALL SHINE ON). (Ultimate Mix, 2020) - Lennon/Ono with The Plastic Ono Band YouTube video by johnlennon

44 years - man, it’s still so sad youtu.be/xLy2SaSQAtA?...

08.12.2024 21:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Messy by Lola Young on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 4:44

music.apple.com/gb/album/mes...

04.12.2024 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That was a bit special. Thank you so much for making our 10 year celebration another epic night to remember ❤️ There are too many people we'd like to mention/thank and frankly we're in no state to do that right now. Blown away, thank you. 🍋🍋🍋🍋

That was a bit special. Thank you so much for making our 10 year celebration another epic night to remember ❤️ There are too many people we'd like to mention/thank and frankly we're in no state to do that right now. Blown away, thank you. 🍋🍋🍋🍋

That was a bit special. Thank you so much for making our 10 year celebration another epic night to remember ❤️ There are too many people we'd like to mention/thank and frankly we're in no state to do that right now. Blown away, thank you. 🍋🍋🍋🍋

01.12.2024 14:36 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe the drugs are wearing off :)

23.11.2024 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Reminding my mum that it’s my sister’s birthday

16.11.2024 15:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Store Finder – Geek Retreat UK

Chelmsford has a Geek Retreat geek-retreat.uk/store-locati...

14.11.2024 14:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal on being sectioned by his wife and “triggered” by The Bear
Celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal on being sectioned by his wife and “triggered” by The Bear YouTube video by BBC Newsnight

Very moving interview with Heston Blumenthal about his bipolar diagnosis youtu.be/A08itm4AFgQ

13.11.2024 22:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I swear wasps have got less angry in the last couple of years

08.11.2024 13:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0