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Can't sign it at the moment...

26.01.2026 11:14 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Only the 2 part version of Emmisary though

04.01.2026 17:29 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Both versions of All Good Things are on the UK Paramount Plus

04.01.2026 17:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Megatron - you boy what day is this?

Rumble - why it's chrizzmus day

Megatron - I haven't missed it, there's still time!

Megatron - you boy what day is this? Rumble - why it's chrizzmus day Megatron - I haven't missed it, there's still time!

Megatron - fall Christmas, fall! Mwahahaha!!

Optimus - I tried...

Megatron - fall Christmas, fall! Mwahahaha!! Optimus - I tried...

It's that time again! Merry Christmas everybody!

24.12.2025 09:32 👍 238 🔁 123 💬 3 📌 1
An assortment of candles, each with a different dog breed on it

An assortment of candles, each with a different dog breed on it

A lit candle that says Home Alone

A lit candle that says Home Alone

A lit candle that says The Muppet Christmas Carol

A lit candle that says The Muppet Christmas Carol

My wife makes candles, at www.littlebitdifferent.co.uk, including ones from your dog, and ones themed around Christmas movies, like the Muppets and Die Hard

04.12.2025 22:27 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
pencil sketch of a weird little UFO guy

pencil sketch of a weird little UFO guy

Happy Turkey Day from the Hopkinsville Goblin!

27.11.2025 20:42 👍 117 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0

It's in the Directors Cut of Alien, I think Dallas is being turned into an egg somehow.

11.10.2025 09:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Completely new writing team though :(

11.09.2025 21:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is incredible

11.06.2025 13:34 👍 13820 🔁 4773 💬 48 📌 252
A text that reads “Still on the bright side, if Lawrence Fox was mad when Doctor Who was woke imagine how mad he’ll be when Doctor Who won’t let him see his kids”.

A text that reads “Still on the bright side, if Lawrence Fox was mad when Doctor Who was woke imagine how mad he’ll be when Doctor Who won’t let him see his kids”.

Here is @benbartlett.bsky.social putting out a positive about the recent Dr Who casting.

02.06.2025 11:14 👍 389 🔁 101 💬 4 📌 4
C-3PO telling Star Wars stories to the Ewoks, now including Andor plot points.

C-3PO telling Star Wars stories to the Ewoks, now including Andor plot points.

Okay, so back on Coruscant, Mon Mothma creates a fake charity while her husband and daughter are pissed at each other. Are you writing this down?

20.05.2025 17:55 👍 245 🔁 32 💬 6 📌 0
Hlavní nadraží Praha - znělka 02 (Dlouhá verze)
Hlavní nadraží Praha - znělka 02 (Dlouhá verze) YouTube video by Pavel Jirásek

STOP what you are doing, find some headphones or a secluded location, and watch this. I am crying with laughter and admiration at an idea seen through to its (nearly) bitter end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD3Q... Sound--as they say--on.

15.04.2025 08:01 👍 1008 🔁 387 💬 68 📌 166
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

09.04.2025 06:33 👍 91079 🔁 28405 💬 885 📌 1329
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06.04.2025 10:56 👍 810 🔁 292 💬 8 📌 13
Comic by Stephen Collins for the Guardian. Script as follows:

Scene is a British WOODLAND by a RIVER. A NATURALIST is stood next to a cage, and TV NEWS REPORTERS are filming him and the cage. 

1
NATURALIST:
And now It is my great honour 

 2
NATURALIST:
to reintroduce the first wild beaver 
back into Britain 

3
[Cut to the BEAVER’S CAGE. Its door is open and the Beaver is leaned nonchalantly up against the opening, smoking a cigarette.]

4
BEAVER:
Well, well, well.

5
BEAVER:
Look who's come crawling back.

6 
BEAVER:
Got a rubbish ecosystem have ya? 

7
BEAVER:
Not happy with the *critical anti-flood infrastructure* engineered by the flippin *badgers*?

8
BEAVER:
I almost didn't recognise you without one of my ancestors on your head…

9
BEAVER:
First you wipe us out… now you ask us to come back and build dams for free…
You actually expect me to be *pleased* don’t ya? 

NATURALIST:
I'm so sorry I…I…

10
BEAVER:
“Ooh la la, the Brits have come crawling back…”
Do I look like *Michel flippin’ Barnier*?

11
NATURALIST:
I-if there’s some kind of… *remuneration* we could offer I-I’m sure…

12
BEAVER [throwing cigarette to the ground]:
Unlimited pond weed, two tickets to Abba Voyage. 

NATURALIST:
Done.

[ends]

Comic by Stephen Collins for the Guardian. Script as follows: Scene is a British WOODLAND by a RIVER. A NATURALIST is stood next to a cage, and TV NEWS REPORTERS are filming him and the cage. 1 NATURALIST: And now It is my great honour 2 NATURALIST: to reintroduce the first wild beaver back into Britain 3 [Cut to the BEAVER’S CAGE. Its door is open and the Beaver is leaned nonchalantly up against the opening, smoking a cigarette.] 4 BEAVER: Well, well, well. 5 BEAVER: Look who's come crawling back. 6 BEAVER: Got a rubbish ecosystem have ya? 7 BEAVER: Not happy with the *critical anti-flood infrastructure* engineered by the flippin *badgers*? 8 BEAVER: I almost didn't recognise you without one of my ancestors on your head… 9 BEAVER: First you wipe us out… now you ask us to come back and build dams for free… You actually expect me to be *pleased* don’t ya? NATURALIST: I'm so sorry I…I… 10 BEAVER: “Ooh la la, the Brits have come crawling back…” Do I look like *Michel flippin’ Barnier*? 11 NATURALIST: I-if there’s some kind of… *remuneration* we could offer I-I’m sure… 12 BEAVER [throwing cigarette to the ground]: Unlimited pond weed, two tickets to Abba Voyage. NATURALIST: Done. [ends]

beaver's return

16.03.2025 11:03 👍 2065 🔁 611 💬 25 📌 36

I'm pretty sure that Mick Giacchino is Michael Giacchino's son, which is slightly confusing, but means that the whimsicallity runs in the family.

03.02.2025 11:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hogfather million to one chance search

Hi everyone, this is a huge longshot but wondering if any of you lovely folk might be able to help. My partner just told me that her dad (who sadly died more than 20 years ago) gave her a hardback copy of Hogfather, but it got lost in one of her moves not long after he died. 



I doubt we'd ever find it, but it would be an amazing New Year miracle if we could discover it and I could buy it back if it's still out there. It's signed in the front cover "To Anthea" and probably says from Dad or similar. 



Like I say, it's a million to one chance...

Thanks for reading.

Hogfather million to one chance search Hi everyone, this is a huge longshot but wondering if any of you lovely folk might be able to help. My partner just told me that her dad (who sadly died more than 20 years ago) gave her a hardback copy of Hogfather, but it got lost in one of her moves not long after he died. I doubt we'd ever find it, but it would be an amazing New Year miracle if we could discover it and I could buy it back if it's still out there. It's signed in the front cover "To Anthea" and probably says from Dad or similar. Like I say, it's a million to one chance... Thanks for reading.

Copied (with permission) from a discworld group I’m in if anyone can help even if it’s just a share

31.12.2024 23:28 👍 882 🔁 1072 💬 27 📌 27

Other films are available! 😉

06.12.2024 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Muppet Christmas Carol candle

A Muppet Christmas Carol candle

A Die Hard candle

A Die Hard candle

My wife makes candles, and this Christmas she hasa range of Christmas movie inspired ones, which you can get from littlebitdifferent.co.uk

06.12.2024 21:14 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1