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Morning glow

Wow 🤤🤤🤤

I love y'all, I do...
But I do *not* like the one letter names.
There, I said it.

I’m feeling generous this Friday 😌 enjoy

It just kept on cumming 🥵🥵🥵
So fucking hot
Thank you

Stunning 🤤🤤🤤

The lighting the other day was *just* right #fcf

Woooooooooof
🥵🥵🥵

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I wish... I'm waiting...

They're setting up Jordan for his bottoming debut

OMG I have 25 hats... When did this happen??!! 😳😮

I got off work early so I think I'm gonna wash a bunch of my hats in the bathtub. Watch this space for even more exciting life updates!

Ugh that was me with the earthquake last year. I was on the subway and missed it completely

I always laugh so hard at the absurd luggage they use on Star Trek TNG. Like, small, hard plastic everything.

Exactly. They had mentioned it multiple times and when I finally said, if you have a problem with my job, maybe this isn't going to work out. And they went all "oh no no no I don't have a problem, clearly this is a sensitive subject for you". I was like... ... ...
Dodged that one.

This. This whole thing. I was chatting with one guy who literally told me "are you planning on getting a different job because I don't want to hear you complaining about your job" because I was a server. I was like, girl fuck you bye.

Don't you dare take a dick pic at work to prove it!

It was so much worse than I ever could have imagined I'm gonna KMS

9 years ago today, Lorde released “Green Light.”

Wooooof

From* the Peaches show. It was last night haha

My face looked crazy in this photo, but I wanted to share my outfit for the Peaches show 🙂‍↕️

Sun Day 💪🏾😈

an older man with a beard and mustache is smiling and says `` smile through the pain '' . ALT: an older man with a beard and mustache is smiling and says `` smile through the pain '' .

Y'all... I could have worked the SNL after party last night with Connor and more importantly HUDSON both there... But I had a concert for my friend's birthday and when I brought up leaving early to work it, they didn't have a positive reaction...
Being a good friend means making sacrifices

I like smiling volunteers 😏

Good boy

Trying to decide if I should roll at tonight's show... I could use my brain getting absolutely zapped

Right on the edge. Who's gonna push me over?

So many other things to play... So little time... I'm happy for everyone being excited and I'll leave it at that!! 😅