The Wizard

David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

brother herbert hauling a bigass carrot

🥕💪

Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...

www.scribd.com/document/100...

these craven fucks are lower than dirt. dogshit opposition party

"Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

Quite the headline from People.com

people.com/trump-says-i...

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

lmfao

my new year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating

Tape #351 - Emergency Alert System test : 26s

if i ever catch you filming me with your meta glasses i will break them. go ahead call the cops lol i’d be proud to do the time for that crime

the democrats are like if your house is burning so u dial 911, then 2 days later a dog dressed as fireman shows up wagging his tail 12:49 PM · Dec 14, 2016

i'm disappointed but not shocked that this time capsule from 2016 is not only still true, but maybe even more true

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

got any soup

A tattoo cover up of Jesus Cheist and a dove with Shredder and the Ninja Turtles

This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing

Don’t contain multitudes that’s gross

I’m only trying to contain about 80% of a person

Bombing a historical site should automatically land you in The Hague

A reenactor clad in a full plate armor harness circa late 14th to early 15th century threatening the photographer with a spear. Photo credit: Genz d'armes 1415

The Poker has arrived at your location.

A fossilized butt hole

I was showing off my rock collection to impress hot guys and thought that Bluesky also needed to see my most prized possession: a fossilized butt hole.

A SKELITAN HOLDING THERE SWORD, WHICH THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BRING TO WORK IF THEY WANT, BECUASE ITS NOT FOR ANY VIOLENT STUFF, ITS SIMPLY TO APPRECIATE, AND IF ANY ONE ELSE AT WORK APPRECIATE'S IT THEY CAN DO IT AT WORK , AND WE SHOULD ALSO BE PAID FOR OUR DRIVE TO WORK, BECUASE YOU CANT BE AT WORK UNLESS YOU TRAVEL TO WORK, AND THE TRAVEL TIME AND EXPENSE IS CARRIED OUT SOLELY IN SERVICE OF LABOR THERE, SO PAY US FOR IT!!! AND PAY FOR LUNCH TOO MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "IF ONE OF US IS NOT FREE NONE OF US ARE FREE, LEGALIZE PUTTING FRIES INSIDE YOUR SANDWICH, AND IM ALLOWED TO PUT KETCHUP ON MY HOT DOGS " - I STAND AGAINST HOT DOG FASCISM AND REGULAR FASCISM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

REVOLUTION NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

no

The NYT style guide

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Hi Bluesky friends, I’m ShouXin (手訫). I love drawing cats with simple lines.
This is my first post here, and I’m sharing four of my classic pieces.
I hope they bring you a little joy, and I hope you enjoy them.
#art #sketch #catart #cats #shouxinsketch #ShouXinArt

rightwingers orgasm when you die for israel

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

if my choices are between life in prison and having to live with myself after blowing up an elementary school full of children, im picking life in prison in a heartbeat. i’ll be miserable either way. let me at least be miserable with integrity

hey bossmen of the world heads up that it’s actually very obvious when you sneak AI into your apps thinking no one will notice. dead giveaway when the app stops working for example

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."