John Waddy Bullion

Photo credit: @aubrirose.bsky.social
Jersey credit: Elvis Grbac

Dewitt/Gridneff’s Your Name Here

For a wild metatextual experience, I highly recommend reading this while on an airplane

come out and play with us #AWP

me doing an interactive reading in the form of bar trivia while wearing an Elvis Grbac Ravens jersey

Thoroughly enjoyed emceeing a trivia night that only I knew the answers to

Cool press

a house that has been burned to the ground and the roof is covered in flames ALT: a house that has been burned to the ground and the roof is covered in flames

In case you've been hibernating and are just waking up with the Spring weather, Cowboy Jamboree has come out of the gates like a house on fire in 2026. Just look at these bangers (in thread below):

The one and only @joshuatrentbrown.com blowing everyone away post-intermission

From tonight’s @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social and @malarkeybooks.bsky.social reading!

An Elvis Grbac Ravens jersey! But what could it mean?

dammit, I liked that tweet because I thought you were “having a laugh”

More Texas Movies!

Love is in the air! Join the Townsmen as we analyze three Texas romantic comedies:
THE WRONG PARIS (2025)
DR T AND THE WOMEN (2000)
and, uh
PREY (2022) open.spotify.com/episode/6b2z...

my AWP offsite reading map is just a bunch of pins labeled “pit beef”

My book is out today. It’s nothing short of a dream come true. I hope you’ll read it.
@malarkeybooks.bsky.social

Shingle Diggins Family Restaurant
Coloma, MI

13th Annual Rock & Roll Reading flier

Hex Offsite Reading flier - 3/6 at 6:30

The Os may be in Sarasota, but I'm gonna be in Baltimore this week. Come say hi?

setting up the karaoke machine as we speak

The world never runs out of runners

bsky.app/profile/john...

Holding up copies of my book to entice marathon runners

Our house is at mile 20 of the Cowtown Marathon and you know what that means: author signing at mile 20 of the Cowtown Marathon

the one where the floating dorito keeps yelling “slap it up your whack!” or something like that (I think it’s the title story in In Persuasion Nation)

come see us! I'm prolly gonna read something unforgettable (good or bad? who knows?)

I’m wearing an Adam Jones Dback jersey

A flyer for the Cowboy Jamboree/Malarkey Books reading that will take place on Thursday, March 5th, at Golden West Cafe in Baltimore

One week from today! Stop by to see an incredible lineup of writers and to find out if I own an Elvis Grbac Baltimore Ravens jersey

all I need to know is the name of the hardware store with the good pit beef

The album cover of Steely Dan's "Aja" (1977), but the cover art is modified to instead include the photograph of Elizabeth Berkley from the poster for "Showgirls" (1995, dir. Verhoeven).

This came to me in a dream

Going to Try to Have a Good Day craving something elemental like an egg there just has to be a part of the day that I’m not trying to solve problems this muscle milk pro has 40 grams of protein seems like a lot this new lead-free protein shake tastes terrible I’ve eaten ~3.06 gallons of yogurt this month logging my flu shot on my fitness pal what do you mean you don’t track everything you put into your body fantasizing about large portions of my phone screen becoming unusable it’s cold again outside so I start to hoot and holler

here’s the first of my three new poems in @bulbregion.bsky.social, it’s about trying to have a good day, which I suggest you try

Flyer for an AWP offsite reading, featuring a photo of many people dressed like Uncle Sam on a roller coaster: BURIAL MAGAZINE PRESENTS: A VERY BURIAL AFTERNOON A BURIAL MAGAZINE AWP OFFSITE READING FEAT. YOUR ESTEEMED HOST JAMESON DRAPER 317/26 | 3PM-5PM STEPHANIE ANDERSON AVEE CHAUDHURI JOHN CRAWFORD BETHANY CUTKOMP JAMESON DRAPER SCOTT LAUDATI JULIÁN MARTINEZ DANIEL MILLER ALEXANDRA NAUGHTON JENNIFER OSTOPOVICH TRAVIS SHOSA ADDISON ZELLER Mystique Barrel Brewing and Lager House 912 Washington Blvd Baltimore, MD 21230 SATURDAY, MARCH 7TH, 3РМ-5РM: DON'T YOU DARE MISS IT!

Much like Leo in that one movie, I’ve conned my way onto this list of real writers and poets. If you are around, please come hang out, hear some good words! see u there!

my wife introducing her family to me:

Bathtub

A little nervy to share my FIRST EVER published verse poem! I feel so honored and lucky that @burialmagazine.bsky.social thought it decent enough to feature it!

This one was inspired by a @toddedillard.bsky.social post! Todd is a phenom poet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THX 4 LOOKING! <3