We have to get them off our streets… #satire
08.01.2026 07:56
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We have to get them off our streets… #satire
If you’re watching these videos and seeing self defense it’s time to get your eyes checked.
Raise your hand if your monthly premium went up this year 🙋🏻♀️
Might as well ask all your hinge matches where they were 5 years ago today.
And we’re off to a new year… #satire
But seriously, has anyone talked to HR? #satire
When you’re lobbying for a Nobel Peace Prize…
Sure, the news is apocalyptic. But nothing unsettles me more when I’m doomscrolling than wellness pages telling me to stop drinking coffee on an empty stomach first thing in the morning. Don’t come for my hobbies/addictions.
Tis the season… for uncompensated domestic labor (and I’m already exhausted).
Has anyone called HR? #satire
Are you still complaining?
It’s Sunday, what are you worried about?
ft: Loa
nothing… #satire
Your mom is an election… #satire
post-election coverage #satire
Just a reminder…
*fingers-crossed*
What are you dressing up as?
Have you voted yet?
When there’s something wrong with your paycheck…
Famously anti-king #satire
Are you having a civil war? #satire
I’d like to speak to a manager…
I hate how many times I’ve re-read the constitution this year.
Collapsed…
Reasons I swiped left…
It’s the work week, do you know where your representatives are?
when you literally control all of the branches of government… #satire
Don’t be weird about it… #satire
Might fuck around and re-read all the dystopian literature I was assigned in high school with a newfound sense of dread and resignation.
