I usually just shitpost, because my feed is inundated with enough political stuff as is. But as a resident of the suburbs of Minneapolis, fuck ICE, Trump's a pedo, and this retribution is also a cover up
Well, my decision to move to Minnesota really seems to not be working super well. Anyway fuck Ice
Ya know the best time to have your car break down is never, and one of the worst is on a Friday afternoon. In other news I had a rough day.
Tonight I'm rolling my dice with my balls. Because we're fighting my personal Big Bad right before we fight the main Big Bad. Penultimate session incoming.
So much happening in the world and all I have to say about it is FUCK!
Anyway, time to make burritos for the family.
If you do anything with guava, and you're adding sugar. You are wrong.
I keep trying delta 9 thc drinks. The best part is, they barely work and taste like shit. They also don't really mix well with other beverages. Worst part is it makes me kinda want alcohol again. Pretty much my least favorite way to enjoy my favorite intoxicated.
I need to research how much of my lawn has to be grass and get to that minimum. What a stupid plant to sink that many resources into.
How much coconut oil do I need Costco?
-Enough to look like you're starting a vegan porn studio.
Going on book tour, and by that I mean doing acid at a festival and yelling 'buy my book' at randoms, while throwing random pamphlets I have at them.
Whelp, job starts tomorrow, and on Tuesday I need to be awake at like 5am. This is gonna be a hard week.
#BookSky
Breaking news - Famous band decides to pick up instruments they played in high school.
I DONT GET IT!!!
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i don't get it
Going to get his story straight with Prince Andrew?
Ive been enjoying some escapism, before job interviews slam me from the top rope.
I mean its mostly my fault, I was living too far away until last November.
Oh shit, first in person DnD with this group tonight. Only took 4 years....
Hey you, person about to use AI for 'just a small thing'. Go do it yourself, hire a real person, or fuck off.
Life's to long to listen to the outro of Layla.
Also Clapton is a racist.
Anyway, who's got a good dick joke before we disassociate and experience ego death?
I'm glad I only am putting one child through what our world is becoming. I still feel like I have to apologize to her every time I read the news.
My kid came in to cuddle while I was still sleeping this morning. Then after a few minutes she rolled over and kneed me in the crotch.
Nothing like murderous rage to start your day.
Things are escalating...in my dnd game.
