Matty “Mark E.” Smith

If following the city-wide 25mph speed limit and keeping your eyes on the road it's almost impossible to strike and kill someone.

Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

I gotta kill all those people for my job or my boss will have my ass.

Imagine you're paying like $100 a month or whatever for Claude and realizing the government used the same shit to kill schoolchildren in Iran. And they're using your tax money to pay for it. So you're paying Claude twice to kill kids. Crazy.

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

My heart grieves. We have learned nothing about our imperialist wars. Get ready for them to prop up the Shah’s son like we are in the Middle Ages. If you don’t think that Islamophobia is playing a big role in this Christian nationalist government’s foreign policy, you are asleep at the wheel.

Ken Marino driving a van and singing “Danny’s Song” but the text has been changed to read “Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering The Town Of Twin Peaks”

Take a picture here, take a souvenir

Taking advantage of this and then converting to Roth during low-earning years beginning at 18 is actually a unique way to front load a lot of Roth dollars very early in life. That's really the only way to use these, though (outside of the free 1k if your child qualifies).

Growing up in Virginia we celebrated Lee/Jackson/King Day.

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

a thing i have never understood about a certain class of our wannabe oligarchy is whether they realize that if their authoritarian oligarch dreams ever come true, they will be significantly *more* vulnerable to the power of the state, not less

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

Mine is 2.

I've done the research and I'm sorry to report that Trump accounts are pretty great so long as you a) take advantage of section 125 and b) start Roth conversions early at 18 (in the most tax-efficient conversion plan for the owner) - but happy to report that you can refer to them as 530A accounts.

No. We want to abolish ICE and you to resign.

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend

my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens

Miller’s sociopathic view of the world doesn’t make him strong, it gives him one clumsy solution to every problem, while blinding him to the strength of people who aren’t walking moral abysses like he is. It’s going to be his undoing and he’s going to die in jail.

greg bovino next to stalin, in an image from stalin era infamous for removing the person where bovino is standing

The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.

Resign.

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

Wearing a Sam Browne belt like an SS uniform.

Resign.