Look, if your subjugatees require subjugating two days in a row then I would seriously question the thoroughness of your subjugating.
Just saying.
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Look, if your subjugatees require subjugating two days in a row then I would seriously question the thoroughness of your subjugating.
Just saying.
I only read articles my algorithms feed me when I'm pissed but I refuse to accept this one:
Why Can't This Be Love by Van Halen has the worst lyrics of ALL TIME!
Sure "only time will tell if we stand the test of time" is shit, but c'mon, surely we can think of songs with waaaay shitter lyrics??
I'm sure to catch shit for this but here goes:
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks"
I mean I love you David, but for fuck's sake 😂
That's not actually ours (see alt text)
That's a gorgeous dozen 😍
Ha! 😂
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Bloody awful screechy things!
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Many people¹ have expressed interest in the "changed circumstances" of the lady mentioned below. Unfortunately she had to go to prison for murder; armed robbery of post offices and haberdasheries; the theft of sacred objects; perjury; bigamy; inciting prostitution; kidnapping and extortion
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Two dancers are on the stage dancing around a doorweay.
Mesmerising choreography at the Winter Paralympics opening ceremony. On Channel 4 (UK) now if you're interested.
Would love to. Trouble is, you don't know whether you're going to get a hen or a cockerel, and what people fail to realise is that cockerels don't just crow at dawn. If the fancy takes them the fuckers will crow at 3am.
Bollocks to that! 😂
Lovely aren't they. I love the way that you can poach fresh eggs by just dropping them in to a pan of water. No faffing around with vinegar or swirling or any of that nonsense!
We've always kept rescued commercial hens, usually ISA Brown / Rhode Island Reds which lay light brown eggs. We've recently taken on the Araucana as well as a couple of Copper Marans that are laying beautiful REALLY dark brown eggs.
They all taste the same of course, but so nice to see the variety.
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...or "washed" as we call it 'round these parts 😁
It's even worse than that though Darren. The hens have only just started laying after being mardy all winter, so those two white ones are SHOP BOUGHT EGGS... THE HORROR. THE HORROR.
I'm afraid I have absolutely no clue Peter. As mentioned, this is a hen (one of four) which we agreed to take from a lady who couldn't keep them any more. If we hadn't taken them they probably would have been "euthanized".
I love this 😆
Three eggs on a granite kitchen counter. The middle egg has a greenish blue shell. The eggs either side are white.
An Araucana hen. It is a white hen walking across some green grass. This isn't our hen; I just haven't been able to take a decent photo of ours yet.
First egg from our adopted¹ Araucana hen. The Araucana egg is the one in the middle by the way. The photo really doesn't do justice to how blue it is. An Araucana hen is shown on the right.
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¹ The lady who had her was unable to keep hens any longer due to changed circumstances.
Holy Grail that 😆
BOB!
Might I also add Happy Opening Ceremony Channel 4 - 18:30-21:00 😁
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F'TANG!
This is EXACTLY like that time when I was 6 years old and I tried to join together 12 AA batteries to try and light up a domestic light bulb.
It's just like in that documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger (I think it's called "Commando"?) where his first attempt at being airdropped into the jungle is thwarted by his hand baggage being 2 grenades overweight and having to catch the next black helicopter.
Or something.
P.S. Might I suggest -- to avoid misplacement -- that you attach them to a length of elastic which may be threaded up and down each trouser leg, much in the manner of a child's mittens.
A blue carpenter bee. The bee is mainly blue with a black bottom and a single black stripe around its middle.
OUTRAGEOUS Bob! Redolent of Vivienne Westwood at her most outré. Might I also add that they have a hint of nature's most capricious creation: the blue insect. In this case the blue carpenter bee. Nicely procured Sir.
