Still Evan

If Gilligan’s Island were remade, the millionaire would need to be a billionaire.

A 1000x increase. An inflation rate of 99900%.

I bet it hits different now.

You have deep respect for the person that violated your ethical red lines?

Save the “my next employer might be reading this” sycophantic bullshit for LinkedIn.

Long as you know consequences are given for living

Same. It’s been a unique ride and I hope to be there as long as I want to be.

I’ll give the latter a try, just to see.

The Trump Doctrine is everywhere.

No difference between this and war in Iran. With overlap between the profiteers.

Did you stumble on goat-enthusiast threads?

You are employing a shifted burden and a negation to weasel out of making the statement directly.

You are literally absoloutely doing exactly that.

A capital T Tuchas

My job eventually fired everyone on my team besides me.

There’s no opportunity for growth and now they want to hire someone above me…who I’ll have to train.

Leftover blackboard chalk and the memory of a flavor.

Tv, video games

Hey take it easy today. It’s the sabbath.

He was a sociopath IIRC

Idiocracy, but malevolent.

a bald man with glasses and a beard is wearing a blue shirt and a tan jacket ALT: a bald man with glasses and a beard is wearing a blue shirt and a tan jacket

When you get NAFTA’ed

Now we’re sitting in a drop top soaking wet

In a silk suit trying not to sweat

Hit somersaults without a net

But this’ll be the year that we won’t forget

That is some New York stuff to the core.

Never not funny that dude gave himself the title of Commodore.

Ancient Filipino proverb:

She did the normal trustie thing and wasted it all, first

That’s also true 🤣

I need people to have been in highschool or later when it happened

Her too!

She made her money off the fashion line.

It’s part of the local lore in Asheville since Biltmore is here.

All of the Vanderbilts were broke or spent the inheritance by the 60s.

Most of it by the time of Cornelius’ grandchildren.

I saw them on a prior comeback tour in the early 00s with MA$E.

Not the actual concert, we just stayed in the same hotel. 😂

If college sports don’t exist, problems go away. The Trump Doctrine says that ruining things is the simplest solution.

Mother gives birth over Buncombe County jail toilet, attorney claims A baby was born in a Buncombe County jail cell in December. Her mother claims she complained to jail staff for days without seeing a doctor.

A woman who couldn't afford $1k bond was forced to give birth unattended in NC's deadliest jail. Buncombe County Sheriff’s Office attorney: no disciplinary action, this was “not an incident that needed reprimand.” No paywall: archive.ph/iLF9w

Same folksy way Walmart is talked about when people get nostalgic about Main Street.

Capitalism, baby!