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@coldfusionpaul

Bangkok road cyclist, fossilized coldfusion, flex, GIS developer. I used to make maps. Intolerant of magical thinking/woo.

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DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled:

Voters as “Votors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"

And, it included a non-party in the caption.

These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.

02.03.2026 16:07 👍 23109 🔁 7504 💬 1022 📌 436
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Massie goes full beast mode today.

Gets on the house floor, shreds the DOJ and starts naming names from the Epstein files.

25.02.2026 00:01 👍 18140 🔁 5612 💬 475 📌 294
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"Because their world is awful"

#TheForestJar

08.02.2026 01:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

06.02.2026 21:54 👍 12514 🔁 1832 💬 336 📌 318
How Far Would You Go for a Cigarette? | Live At The Electric #RussellKane #JoeWilkinson #DianeMorgan
How Far Would You Go for a Cigarette? | Live At The Electric #RussellKane #JoeWilkinson #DianeMorgan YouTube video by Avalon Comedy

How to quit smoking cigarettes and really mean it.

08.02.2026 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Vegas bar: report Days after being removed from his duties in Minneapolis, U.S. Border Patrol officer Gregory Bovino was reportedly booted from a Las Vegas bar.

A preview of the rest of the "hanged at Nuremberg vibe" guy's life.

07.02.2026 15:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Responding to Speaker Mike Johnson
Responding to Speaker Mike Johnson YouTube video by Dan McClellan

My favorite bible scholar torches "deceitful", "asinine", "profoundly despicable" House speaker and tiny, tiny man johnson.

07.02.2026 15:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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That time Rick Springfield's ass attacked a woman and he got sued.

#rebfortherebrand

07.02.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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She's back, possibly a bit more unhinged. 555

07.02.2026 15:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No matter what, Jordan the stallion always seems to cheer me up.

07.02.2026 14:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ah, finally arrived at an appropriate label for tulsi gabbard, "toenail eater".

03.02.2026 01:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pepper sprayed while wearing contacts? Doc's got advice for you (but best not wear them in high risk situations like doing your laundry).

01.02.2026 05:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If you get pepper sprayed (basically rinse you eyes with 1 liter of water mixed with baby shampoo)–advice from an ophthalmologist.

01.02.2026 05:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Willie Nelson - Heart Of America (From The Gray House Original Soundtrack)
Willie Nelson - Heart Of America (From The Gray House Original Soundtrack) YouTube video by WillieNelsonVEVO

"There's room for everyone" #WillieNelson

01.02.2026 00:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lucinda Williams "How Much Did You Get For Your Soul" (Performance Video)
Lucinda Williams "How Much Did You Get For Your Soul" (Performance Video) YouTube video by LucindaWilliams

What's a sewer clown soul worth?

#LucindaWilliams

30.01.2026 14:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
City Of Heroes
City Of Heroes YouTube video by Billy Bragg - Topic

#BillyBragg

"I got in their face"

28.01.2026 23:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Resistance Revival Chorus with Rhiannon Giddens "All You Fascists Bound To Lose"
Resistance Revival Chorus with Rhiannon Giddens "All You Fascists Bound To Lose" YouTube video by Resistance Revival Chorus

#ResistanceRevivalChorus

22.01.2026 00:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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His name is jeff.

21.01.2026 09:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Little Flame 🔥
Little Flame 🔥 YouTube video by Carsie Blanton
18.01.2026 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A banger (as the kids say).

14.01.2026 10:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BILLY BRAGG - PUT CHRIST BACK INTO CHRISTMAS
BILLY BRAGG - PUT CHRIST BACK INTO CHRISTMAS YouTube video by Billy Bragg

#BillyBragg

13.12.2025 02:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Southern Ocean is "Sweating" as Heat Rises, With Effects on Weather [By Steven Siems and Zhaoyang Kong]If you ever find yourself on Macquarie Island – a narrow, wind-lashed ridge halfway between Tasmania and Antarctic...
11.12.2025 15:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is, well, different.

25.11.2025 01:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lucinda Williams "We've Come Too Far To Turn Around" (feat. Norah Jones)
Lucinda Williams "We've Come Too Far To Turn Around" (feat. Norah Jones) YouTube video by LucindaWilliams

#LucindaWilliama

21.11.2025 09:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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NEWS: ICE List Launches Wiki to Expose Enforcement Network The Europe-based volunteer-built database links raids, agents, vehicles, and legal structures, aiming to break the cycle of official secrecy.
20.11.2025 22:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This explains so much.

16.11.2025 06:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Supreme Court issues emergency order to block full SNAP food aid payments The Supreme Court has granted the Trump administration’s emergency appeal to temporarily block a court order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments amid the government shutdown.

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here".

08.11.2025 02:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Person collapses next to Trump's desk in Oval Office
Person collapses next to Trump's desk in Oval Office YouTube video by The National Desk

Oz moved to help the guy, the felon was briefly interested, while the brain worm guy ran like he saw a debt collector.

youtu.be/V-9e6UDMW38?...

06.11.2025 22:51 👍 44 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 3
Bruce Springsteen - Gun in Every Home (Nebraska Outtakes - Official Audio)
Bruce Springsteen - Gun in Every Home (Nebraska Outtakes - Official Audio) YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO

#BruceSpringsteen

06.11.2025 01:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man Without A Soul (Acoustic)
Man Without A Soul (Acoustic) YouTube video by Lucinda Williams - Topic

#LucindaWillians timely.

"How do you think this story ends
It's not a matter of how
It's just a matter of when
Cause it's coming down, yeah it's coming down"

05.11.2025 08:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0