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Samantha Burns

@cheesecakechik

Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire

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…she tried having my dad do it prior to me but he is adamant he was never taught PEMDAS/order of operations

Needless to say, he’s really bad at math.

06.03.2026 07:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She being my mom, a math teacher

06.03.2026 07:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she has me do them by hand, timed, to see how long it takes me to do and also if I find errors or like if a number goes negative or if there’s a repeating decimal- stuff the kids wouldn’t be able to work with.

06.03.2026 07:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s not!!

06.03.2026 07:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s so not normal that there’s almost 0 possibility that there wasn’t other Nazi symbols on display as well.

06.03.2026 04:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And also so many people seem to think it’s normal to walk into a tattoo shop and find Nazi symbols on flash sheets on the wall.

No! That’s very NOT normal

06.03.2026 04:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All good!

06.03.2026 04:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely not shocked on that lmao

06.03.2026 04:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no, that’s entirely on par for someone as credulous as Grim

06.03.2026 04:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And the proof she and him have Jewish last names is because they’re Germanic last names. Yes, it’s really as dumb as that

06.03.2026 04:34 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s not Jewish. The source of that info is almost certainly a substack run by Peter Brimelow of vdare

His proof is claiming she has a Jewish last name and then claims so does Platner so he’s probably also Jewish

This is to tell his neo Nazi fans to not trust Platner as he’s compromised

06.03.2026 04:27 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

This man is hilariously stupid fyi

06.03.2026 04:21 👍 60 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

can’t believe I had to pull out some actual algebra shit to solve a fifth grade math test smh

06.03.2026 04:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think my parents like @cheesecakechik.bsky.social better than my ex-wife cause my mom started telling me about this pbs show she was watching about black and jewish americans 😭

06.03.2026 02:38 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

She had me take a revised version that included a bonus question

I HAD TO DO SYSTEMS OF EQUATIONS TO SOLVE THE BONUS???

(Apparently there’s a non systems way to do it but nah that was some 2x + 3y = 10.78 and x + y = 3 or some shit)

06.03.2026 04:08 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

My condolences to you for all the awful takes being made right now

06.03.2026 01:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

None of which are remotely racist or offensive or are just doing the Elizabeth Warren shit

lmao

06.03.2026 01:39 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The DHS appointee is a citizen of Cherokee Nation.

Naturally, a lot of people have decided to voice their opinions on it.

06.03.2026 01:38 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

oh let’s go, libs are doing blood quantum discourse on main about the new DHS appointee

06.03.2026 01:36 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

ok but I read off a Nazi substack (yeah I know that’s all of them) that his wife has a Jew name and so does he and honestly maybe he’s secretly (((compromised))) by that as well

06.03.2026 00:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Perry Macdonald 10 hours ago: I remember when Al franken merely took a picture in front of a woman as a joke and that was sufficient grounds for him to resign. He didn't touch her yet here we have a senator breaking the arm of a Marine and we hear crickets.

Perry Macdonald 10 hours ago: I remember when Al franken merely took a picture in front of a woman as a joke and that was sufficient grounds for him to resign. He didn't touch her yet here we have a senator breaking the arm of a Marine and we hear crickets.

CraftyMe25 3 hours ago: He should immediately resign. It's apples and oranges but everyone, including the press badgered Al Franken to resign over a crass photo taken before he entered office.

CraftyMe25 3 hours ago: He should immediately resign. It's apples and oranges but everyone, including the press badgered Al Franken to resign over a crass photo taken before he entered office.

Mark Bardell 3 hours ago about Tony Gonzales who admitted to a sexual relationship with a staffer who then took her own life: But is he resigning?
Geez, Al Franken resigned over just the
"appearance" of something untoward. It wasn't even necessary, but he was honorable.
Remove him.

Mark Bardell 3 hours ago about Tony Gonzales who admitted to a sexual relationship with a staffer who then took her own life: But is he resigning? Geez, Al Franken resigned over just the "appearance" of something untoward. It wasn't even necessary, but he was honorable. Remove him.

Bartley Großerichter 3 hours ago: Al Franken lost his job for hovering over body parts in photos.

Bartley Großerichter 3 hours ago: Al Franken lost his job for hovering over body parts in photos.

This is absurd

06.03.2026 00:20 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Circus freak 3 days ago: Al Franken should have never resigned. I still blame Gillabrand for that. He was a comedian and not all jokes are funny.

Circus freak 3 days ago: Al Franken should have never resigned. I still blame Gillabrand for that. He was a comedian and not all jokes are funny.

Julia 2 days ago: Lies and the lying liars
Credit to Al Franken who should still be in the US
Senate (Barnes and noble link to something)

Julia 2 days ago: Lies and the lying liars Credit to Al Franken who should still be in the US Senate (Barnes and noble link to something)

Ann B. one day ago: I didn't like [Hillary Clinton] as first lady & was incensed over her health plan. Then she ran for NY Senate & I watched debate & TOTALLY changed my opinion.
Wish she were still my Sen. instead of Gillibrand, who led the lynch mom [sic] against Al Franken, whom
I adore.

Ann B. one day ago: I didn't like [Hillary Clinton] as first lady & was incensed over her health plan. Then she ran for NY Senate & I watched debate & TOTALLY changed my opinion. Wish she were still my Sen. instead of Gillibrand, who led the lynch mom [sic] against Al Franken, whom I adore.

Blue Love 1 day ago: And I too miss Al Franken. He was a scapegoat.

Blue Love 1 day ago: And I too miss Al Franken. He was a scapegoat.

Goddamn, you search up Al Franken on here, sort by recent, and most posts are lamenting that he resigned or saying it was just a photo. Or that the accusers were all liars

06.03.2026 00:20 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do love all the people like “psh well he shouldn’t have had to resign!”

like no! I want sex pests removed from office. End of.

I don’t care if we’re only able to do that to one side of the political spectrum, it is better than not punishing ANY!

06.03.2026 00:09 👍 181 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 0

It was a false alarm. It was just one question

06.03.2026 00:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

….bro I gotta know metric conversions??? Gahhhh

05.03.2026 23:36 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LMAO

05.03.2026 23:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ah shit I gotta take another fifth grade math test lmao

Good thing I had to do the over an hour-long study guide a few days ago to double check the answers!

05.03.2026 23:32 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Yeah I mean for as much as I’ve seen people try and claim leftists, tankies, communists, etc are all for Platner

I can confidently say I’ve seen a strong rejection by leftists of Platner

05.03.2026 23:31 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he was the one claiming jacobites are Jews right

05.03.2026 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lmao no not that type of acronym

05.03.2026 23:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0