BitterMercy

Cantonese being spoken in Bridgerton was not something I expected on the bingo card.

No. And from the pictures I'm not sure if the crowd is my vibe.

There is a distinct lack of fantasy balls in Seattle.

Started watching the second season of The Pitt and the following holds true to me:

Abbott is underrated.

I fuckin' hate Langdon.

Dana is my spirit animal.

And the writing for this show is exceptional.

I forgot to take down my RedBubble Storefront and the last few days I've made over 100 sales on one sticker. WTF is going on.

Things I live by.

CPA, electrician, and plumber - people that I pay full price without question.

Fencing company - I shop around and make sure I'm talking to a contractor for a quote and not a sales guy.

I'm so glad I'm just assisting the wedding planner on this wedding and that this conversation was happening on a Teams chat.

Because my face was unrestrained and said waaaay too much.

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"One of the ideas we are workshopping for this wedding is the idea of selling "tickets" to our wedding to help offset the cost. Maybe starting at $250. Then maybe a higher tier for $400 with like drinks and premium food options. What do you think?"

I have yet to buy one of these tin of cookies as an adult.

I respect this level of diabolical.

The makers of the Royal Dansk cookies have decided to further the generational trauma while making money off of it lol

Hey Steve Ballmer, please buy the Seattle Seahawks. Please.

Thanks.

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It didn't snow.

Happy Lunar New Year to all who celebrate it. Gong Hey Fat Choy!

PLEASE DON'T SNOW TOMORROW PLEASE DON'T SNOW TOMORROW PLEASE DON'T SNOW TOMORROW PLEASE DON'T SNOW TOMORROW PLEASE DON'T SNOW TOMORROW

You know, that could also be it. Because I'm old enough to sneeze and blow out my back so sleeping weird is a thing.

Gurl this week... And it's only Tuesday

It's 7am and you don't know if the chest pains you are having is heartburn or a heart attack.

Shout out to this police department social media manager 🤣

The Seattle Public Library is absolutely diabolical for this 🤣

Shout out to @wsdot.wa.gov for being absolutely real about tomorrow.

Two divas maximizing their joint slay

Up next, soccer season.

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, and a lot of ingenuity.

And yes, that was a real couple featured in the wedding.

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LFGGGGGG!!! 🔥

Congratulations, Seahawks!!

My friend who is working at Tavern Hall tonight says it's absolutely insane at the restaurant and outside.

I love that strange man lol

THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE YOUR SUPER BOWL LX CHAMPIONS 🏆

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow