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I Don't Want to Wear Pants

@xehtfodrol

I do restaurants, people watching, whiskey, and beer. Always wearing a kilt except for when I'm not. Father to the best child in existence, I'll fight you. Here for a lot of things, not here for some things. πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’œ #FreePalestine #TransRights

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Oh man that introduction...

Now I'm not a lawyer, but I wouldn't start my brief by telling the judge who is presiding that...courts can't tell me what to do.

Doesn't seem like a great strategy.

07.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 23475 πŸ” 5958 πŸ’¬ 217 πŸ“Œ 197
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Rainbow Dress Rosalina 🌟
Thank you for the wonderful suggestion!
for @billydixon11.bsky.social

06.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1291 πŸ” 400 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0
LED Christmas lights which don't hurt the eyes: it finally happened!
LED Christmas lights which don't hurt the eyes: it finally happened! YouTube video by Technology Connections

This video from @techconnectify.bsky.social may help you find those LED Christmas lights you crave! youtu.be/qSFNufruSKw?...

06.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

W and Vance went to Yale right? Trump went to Wharton? Kissinger (May he rest in piss) went to Harvard. Cheney went to the University of Wyoming.

So yeah, plenty of War Criminals and a couch fucker have college degrees. Does not make you a good person (or a bad person).

07.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne Mullin is awful and corrupt for many reasons.

Not having a college degree is not one of them.

I know plenty of people W/O degrees who have more moral backbone, smarts, common sense, and compassion than at least half of Congress. Mullin isn't one, but not bc he did not graduate college.

06.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 463 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 17

I am getting very tired of people blaming β€œprivate equity” for changing consumer behavior.

Private equity didn’t degrade the quality of the clothes you buy, ultra fast fashion and online shopping where you sort by low price, then buy clothes without ever actually touching them did that.

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 13

This story is wild. As far as I can tell from the body camera clips I watched, the footage shows MPD special operations strategizing their forcible entry into private property without a warrant, based on the say-so of a political appointee with nothing more than a stack of print outs.

06.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 603 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

How dare liberals steal my freedom to shoot myself in the dick!

Tbf, valid election strategy, it helped Trump twice.

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Graham Platner timeline and lies Graham Platner timeline and lies @capitolhunters.bsky.social / @capitolhunters Jan. 5, 2026 (updated Mar 3) Contents Summary - lies about tattoos Platner timeline Issues / Inconsistencies Why Pla...

This thread is not about whether Platner is a Nazi. It’s about how he lies like a toddler when he’s cornered. And that’s enough. He’s not electable, and Susan Collins knows it. You can too, if you can read this thread, or this 18-page document. 2/

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06.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well you see electricity not produced by old fossils is woke.

This is after all, the administration of old white fossils.

06.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The jobs market for Speaking Tours must be horrible right now.

06.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think you're using "illuminating" the way it should be used.

06.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 5214 πŸ” 1296 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 42

Banging on table: "Shawarma dog, Shawarma dog, Shawarma dog, Shawarma dog, Shawarma dog..."

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(If I sound pissy about this it’s because he was the one who named GamerGate and took the small time incel pundit videos about me and blasted them out to millions.)

06.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

It is legitimately stupid how much overall good yeeting Elon Somewhere Elseℒ️ would do for society and the world in general.

Like, it would have profoundly positive effects.

06.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even get the defense?

"Sure I'm repulsive, disgusting, and getting off on depictions of children, but I don't think it should be illegal!"

Bro what? Quit while you're behind?

06.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

05.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 3472 πŸ” 868 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 124

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-"

You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

06.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1514 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 3

Me to my clients: sorry for the delay, they’re trying to trigger the rapture

06.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20033 πŸ” 4237 πŸ’¬ 753 πŸ“Œ 1113
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Machine Talk, by Krystal Swords track by Krystal Swords

HEY ITS MIDNIGHT WHICH MEANS ITS FRIDAY WHICH MEANS NEW SONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i rly think this one bops im really happy with the production and the groove and a lot of the cool effects i did :)

it would mean the world if you gave it a listen and told me what u thought of it !!!

06.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 5

This day in history. 1921. Sunbury PA police chief Donnie Smith issued an edict requiring women and girls to wear skirts at least four inches below the knees. Told he couldn't issue edicts and questioned about his interest in girls' skirts he launched a speakeasy raid on neighbouring Snydertown.

06.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Whoops! Autism charity inadvertently helps autistic person An autism charity has come under fire today after accidentally helping an actual autistic person, reports have indicated.Β  Directors at Autism Shrieks have reportedly spent an emergency meeting…

Directors at Autism Shrieks have reportedly spent an emergency meeting trying to placate their board after assistance was erroneously provided to autistic adult, Miya Wilkes, 30.

06.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Thread. (TLDR: the House of Lords DCC report on AI came down hard on the correct side of the debate, rather than siding with industry lobbyists.)

06.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 474 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 14828 πŸ” 2667 πŸ’¬ 305 πŸ“Œ 120

If you took $1 billion and gave it to the endowment of a different small college each day, they could each provide a free college education to several hundred students per year in perpetuity. Instead we are using that money to bomb schools and kill students in Iran, for no clearly stated purpose.

06.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1929 πŸ” 617 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 13

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

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