The fuck kind of answer is this

This is not good.

The Verge: The ballyhooed Trump Mobil’s phone was a no show at the world’s biggest mobile and telecom show- the Mobile World Congress- and before that, a no show at America’s biggest mobile trade show, the CES. Trump has been accepting $100 deposits since June, supposed to ship last August. Scammer

Reuters: Trump demands Iran’s unconditional surrender. Good luck with that, US Grant, you bloated buffoon.

This really made me laugh.

Ars Technica: A DOJ lawyer told a fed judge that no matter how crazy RFK Jr’s policies are, they are not subject to review. He said that if RFK Jr told people to inject a vaccine containing live measles, the law would be powerless to stop it.

Intercept: An alleged Democrat is trying to primary Eric Swalwell; she has a lot of dark money behind her and a history of donations to MAGA politicians and influencers, including Laura Loomer, Evangelicals, and anti-abortion nutcases. Her name is Rakhi Israni. Don’t be fooled

Another “If it’s not happening to me, it’s not happening”.

Another “If it’s not happening to me, it’s not happening”.

📈 Oil is on track for its steepest weekly rise since Russia’s 2022 invasion — and Americans are already feeling it at the pump. We unpack what’s driving the surge on the Reuters Morning Bid podcast https://reut.rs/4brASgt

📈 Oil is on track for its steepest weekly rise since Russia’s 2022 invasion — and Americans are already feeling it at the pump. We unpack what’s driving the surge on the Reuters Morning Bid podcast

The US economy lost a whopping 92,000 jobs in February and the unemployment rate rose to 4.4%. https://cnn.it/4strizh

⚠️ The US economy lost a whopping 92,000 jobs in February and the #unemployment rate rose to 4.4%.

cnn.it/4strizh

Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials say The targeting information has included the locations of American warships and aircraft in the Middle East, the officials said.

And for sure Don won’t do anything about it.

Wapo: Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces

“‘They’re getting through air defenses… [T]he quality of Iran’s strikes appeared to have improved even from its 12-day war with Israel last summer.”

wapo.st/3OUfaJg

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Judge’s order makes clear that all companies that paid illegal Trump tariffs get refunds The Supreme Court ruling striking down the tariffs left no doubt that they were illegal, but it left the refund process open.

Judge’s order makes clear that all companies that paid #illegal Trump #tariffs get #refunds.

The Supreme Court ruling striking down the tariffs left no doubt that they were #illegal, but it left the #refund #process open.

Drek

Unsurprisingly, the work of transphobes is a burden for all women.

Seems a little lopsided, no?

Release ALL of the Epstein files!

Tisiphone is back in the hospital and they’re thinking sepsis. She is one tough cookie, but she’s in some trouble.

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

Guardian: Trump demands he pick the next leader of Iran.

So basically the Republican argument is that it’s too late for Congress to do anything if the president launches a war or regime change without legislative authorization (or even consultation). So much for checks and balances.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...

I'm starting to see Max Boot's point. Trump will wash his hands and claim victory in Iran in a few weeks. He will walk away. Whatever it is Trump thinks he's doing in Iran, it isn't working. (Boot was on Ari Melber). @maxboot.bsky.social

ROE? We don’t need no stinking ROE- Pete Hegseth

I qualified on the 106 mm reckless rifle. The ONTOS was much appreciated in SE Asia, but it had no armor to speak of and had a gasoline engine.

In Texas politics, hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug

Had a range of somewhere around a mile? Never saw it. Thank God

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Lindsey Halligan Is Under Investigation by the Florida Bar

BREAKING NYT:

Lindsey Halligan, the ex-U.S. attorney in the Eastern District of Virginia who brought criminal cases against Trump's enemies over the objections of career prosecutors, is under investigation by Florida's bar association, according to a letter the organization sent last month.

Special Atomic Demolition Munition, where the timer was too short to allow you to get away before detonation.

AP: J6 convicted felon Andrew Paul Johnson, pardoned by Trump, used his freedom to sexually molest children in Hernando County, FL, sentenced to life in prison.