Same

Nobody sees Elvis at 7 Eleven anymore 😞

Maybe we can borrow our neighbors!

Our yard is so majestic and full of butterflies. I want to never mow it again.

230am and the big thoughts have begun

Pouring one out (peppermint hot chocolate) for the homies.

The clawing out, the digging up, the persistence with spite

I love vacation I love vacation
lipstick, silk blouse, candlelit dinner at night
rosé in the sunshine days

sucker for a good pun and an adequate dick

The percentage of people who just don't want to be best friends is so close to 100 you could hear two special little bracelets I made drop

When you have their city added to your weather app, you know it’s serious.

A good sense of humour is such a fucking turn on.

330 in the morning seems like a good time to try and fix my algorithms

Close up of a cats face

My cat's eye is getting a second color in it for some reason.

Tabby cat!

Cabbage!

Big dog with his toy

TWELVE YEARS!! I'm posting this late but better late than never. Happy birthday to my big old man♡ (He loves that volcano toy, and all the dirt on it from dragging it around)

marionette to the stars

Picture of the desert sunset brilliant oranges, subdued, red with three palm trees, silhouette in the foreground

Sky Crush

A gray tabby cat in a tree

Percy dropped in to get pets

I promised myself that from now on I'm no longer allowed to be mean to myself about my past just because it doesnt align with who I am today.

I'm more of a parasocial butterfly

I asked my dog what he was doing on the couch but apparently he's not taking any questions at this time.

A fake Bluesky button labeled “send bees”

sometimes a quote post is so bad detaching it isn’t enough i need them to be attacked by bees

A vibrant winter sunrise with hues of pink and orange over an industrial area featuring a modern two-story building with a glass facade, utility poles with power lines, a snowy road with a car and truck, and bare trees.

View from inside a car at dawn, the side mirror reflects the vibrant red and orange colors of the sunset, contrasting with the cool blue sky and snow-covered ground outside the car.

Caught between frost and fire

My toxic trait is thinking one productive task means I deserve to retire for the day

they should invent powdered donuts that don’t get powder everywhere

Those popcorn kernel skins like beetle wings that get stuck in your throat and try to kill you: why?

An illustration by Portuguese artist Francisco Fonseca.
The artwork is part of his "In the Night" collection.

This is third time my order was messed up. Idk what god I pissed off but clearly they're in charge of hot wings.

Green grass with a brown patch

Our big patch of grass that's green when everything is dead is now dead when everything is green