Colin Warriner

You must be really, truly awful when even someone who speaks exclusively in hyperbolic lies can only muster ‘numerous’ as one of two words to praise your ‘results’.

I have thrown myself very enthusiastically into never needing to use the ITV streaming service again.

Raskin is so good on his feet -- he pivots based on the answers he actually gets & asks clear & non-compound questions. That's hard enough, but then he does it at a cadence that ratchets up the pressure on Noem.

Probably as close to a TV/movie cross-exam as you'll ever see in real life.

Definitely not the main takeaway here and maybe this is me being a geriatric millennial but why is the Metro just quoting random commenters on social media by their first names only? Do we know Peter? Who is Aidan (other than a gobshite)?

Is this elderly forgetfulness? Lying in order to charm a German guest? Trying to elide the fact that his dad was the child of immigrants? Or just some wannabe-herrenvolk shit?

Everyone’s rightly talking about his daft rants about windmills and Sharia courts, but I also think it’s interesting that he seems to have forgotten where his father was born. Trump is gesturing to the German Chancellor, but while his father had German parents, he was actually born in New York.

“No more straights”

(Sorry - the link literally gives the name: I was just so immediately triggered by the recollection 😂)

It’s called phytophotodermatitis and I have also had it from margarita limes!

I know it’s screaming into the void but I feel like this point is 100% accurate and timely.

Star Trek: Admirals - all of them variously corrupt, incompetent or insufferable: basically It’s Always Sunny but Sweet Dee is Nechayev.

Guys, the paper that’s been supporting anti-Muslim politicians with anti-Muslim editorials wants us to be very afraid of sectarianism.

Once again every shitposter on the socials was yelling this at Labour and the response was "sorry I can't hear you over how smart and sensible I am you scum"

Coming to this excellent post about three months late, but it’s a very good primer on why the drive to reduce jury trials seems misdirected (or even disingenuous). I particularly liked this evocative simile:

Advert: ‘Immigrate to Canada’ Showing a smiling man holding a Canadian flag and giving a thumbs up.

Love this ad appearing on the Guardian news feed about the tariffs decision.

The only countries in Europe that don't have functioning Legal Gender Recognition are Russia, Hungary, Bulgaria and the UK.
Well done Labour - the most transphobic government since Thatcher.

There's a reason Labour have been banned from every major LGBTQ+ Pride in the country

I need Bluesky to support uploaded gifs 😔

Olivia Colman saying gay rights

“Humans need water to live. So if we force your head underwater and hold it there for ten minutes, that opens up an opportunity for hydration.”

Hate-filled fake videos about London are everywhere. We've obtained a recording of a TikToker confessing to secretly filming Londoners in their homes for clicks.

He says it's not political. He just wants to make money from far-right anger.

Read what he says: www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...

A chart substituting D&D core classes (fifth edition) for astrological signs. The substitutions are: - Aries = Paladin - Taurus = Cleric - Gemini = Rogue - Cancer = Bard - Leo = Barbarian - Virgo = Ranger - Libra = Druid - Scorpio = Wizard - Sagittarius = Fighter - Capricorn = Warlock - Aquarius = Monk - Pisces = Sorcerer

Saw this posted elsewhere: I know enough about D&D and enough about how people characterise star signs to have some Opinions on whether these are all correct…

To: Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM Subject: Re: florida visit? good typing! oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING. On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: i am tied up until aug On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM, wrote: You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months. I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job. think What are you doing next week?

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

The date stamp on this being my birthday is a lovely gift 🥰

Well done! 🥰🙌

A nug.

Nugs?

Scott Bessent is a Tim Gunn homonculus created by Hell to torment us: a sneering parody of sophistication who uses his platform to gaslight, insult and degrade.

Next level up is eating a Creme Egg *at* Stark Bollock Naked.

Chat to the story editors once a week to get an update on whose scones you should be frowning at. Throw in an occasional innuendo or raised eyebrow. Check bank balance.

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.