Spencer Green

Home Alone 2: Canada's CBC broadcaster defends cutting Trump scene CBC say edits to Home Alone 2 were not politically motivated, but their decision was criticised.

It's the real reason why he's angry at Canada.

It looks like a transporter malfunction when someone might get stuck in a rock.

Morning!

My acronym for the day: DSOFS (Demented Sack of Festering Skin). And it makes a good cheer: D-S-O-F-S! Hey!

To show you where Trump's true priorities are: We're at war with Iran, gas is spiking, his tariffs continue to kill us and the economy, DHS is in shambles, and yet this morning he posts eight--count 'em, EIGHT--times about Bill Maher.

U.S. payrolls unexpectedly fell by 92,000 in February; unemployment rate rises to 4.4% Nonfarm payrolls were expected to increase 50,000 in February while the unemployment rate held steady at 4.3%.

To which Trump will respond with fifty new posts about the Golden Ballroom.

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(cue the Statue of Liberty singing "Being Alive")

Trump says he wants to be involved in picking Iran's next leader as war ripples across the region U.S. President Donald Trump says he should be involved in choosing Iran’s next supreme leader. The U.S. and Israel have been hammering the country for a sixth day Thursday.

I hear Kid Rock is available.

An appropriate Kristi Noem burial from the great @anntelnaes.bsky.social.

"Hello, Kristi..."

Buh-bye.

Maybe (baby).

Exclusive: Trump Considering Mullin as Replacement for Noem, Privately Furious over Senate Testimony | National Review Noem testified that Trump gave advance approval of a taxpayer-funded $220 million ad campaign contract that was subcontracted to one of her allies.

Call her "Cricket."

Whenever Pam Bondi testifies about the Epstein files, she may have to adjust her "50,000" Dow numbers.

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For RFK, Jr.

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Yo!

I've never seen him perform live, alas.

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Now I'll have the "Born Free" theme in my head.

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In a vessel with the pestle.