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Faux, Esq.

@floofiestfaux

| Writer | Author | Fursuiter | Numismatist | Jeweler | PM Friendly | Telegram: @Fauxhammer

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This ring, it is precious to me.

My...precious.

16.01.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got a lovely surprise today: a $400 import duty bill on a gold ring from New Zealand...turns out I got slapped with an extra 15% country-based duty on top of the 5.5% duty on imported gold jewelry.

I absolutely fucking detest the current administration's inability to understand basic economics.

15.01.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just got a look at this brand-new teaser for the Dot Knot segment in the Fair Game anthology, which will be animated by @MacheNSFW (on Twitter/X) and written by me.

Check out the full project or support the anthology here:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

22.12.2025 00:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A little preview at Dot Knot in motion! ✨

Here’s a sneak GIF from the skit I’m writing for @MacheNSFW’s part of the Fair Game animated anthology.

You can check the project out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

09.12.2025 03:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s the poster for Dot Knot, the skit I’m writing for @MacheNSFW’s segment in Fair Game.

I’m really excited to be part of this, and the other writers and animators on the crew are doing incredible work.

Check it out here:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

03.12.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proud to share that I’ll be the writer of the β€œDot Knot” skit, brought to life by the talented @Mache_Art. If you’d like to see the project Fenris Media has been buildingβ€”and maybe throw your support behind itβ€”here’s the link:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

02.12.2025 02:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to the games...

Announcement coming next week~

#fairgame2026film

29.11.2025 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Widdwe puppy doing big eepies.
Super duper cozy piece by @wenbunbun.bsky.social πŸ’œπŸ’œ

09.11.2025 01:02 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you want a lesson to take away from the past few days: we are now living under an authoritarian regime where you need to be extremely careful what you say on public-facing platforms.

Remember, you don't actually have rights, and the Constitution is a piece of parchment that will not protect you.

16.09.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The police will call you about photos you post to private chats. They will do this almost immediately, it seems www.kenklippenstein.com/p/charlie-ki...

15.09.2025 16:57 πŸ‘ 2549 πŸ” 1132 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 162
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I’m thrilled to make an appearance in the latest episode of β€œSpongeBob SquarePants” (I play I.M. Poster, the pirate who sings the slightly altered theme song in β€œBizarro Bottom”)!

15.09.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 4867 πŸ” 939 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 44
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The Golden Age

11.09.2025 13:12 πŸ‘ 1680 πŸ” 574 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 26

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

11.09.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 12723 πŸ” 3210 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 67

I love you, please don't accidentally fedpost, have fun

10.09.2025 19:09 πŸ‘ 317 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

10.09.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 6110 πŸ” 1476 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 93

Regarding recent events, as an attorney, I would advise everyone to be very careful what you post on public-facing social media in this current political environment.

I imagine that things are going to get really ugly if Charlie Kirk is in fact dead.

10.09.2025 19:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s my handsome snippet of the cover art for The Wideness of the World, an upcoming anthology from @tfpublishing.bsky.social.

Inside, you’ll find my story β€œThe King’s Emissary” β€” a tale of intrigue, diplomacy, and dangerous desires set in Safavid Persia.

I can’t wait for y'all to read it! πŸ₯°

03.09.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Lazy log time :3

You can only get this sticker by joining my sticker club here<3 ko-fi.com/faunartin/ti...

17.07.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 1009 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This would've been a daily stormer thread a decade ago. Neo-nazi conspiracy theories are mainstream now.

25.06.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 4822 πŸ” 914 πŸ’¬ 187 πŸ“Œ 161
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Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.

Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

25.06.2025 03:07 πŸ‘ 34920 πŸ” 3809 πŸ’¬ 842 πŸ“Œ 299
Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

25.06.2025 05:54 πŸ‘ 67834 πŸ” 9363 πŸ’¬ 1581 πŸ“Œ 1013
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Every time I see someone attempting to justify federal agents acting in a capricious and tyrannical manner against citizens by weaponizing the phrase "no one is above the law," I'm reminded of this quote from Peru's former authorarian ruler.

18.06.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ancient unboxing

11.06.2025 15:36 πŸ‘ 2230 πŸ” 449 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3
A floofy white bunny blows on a bunch of dandelion seeds, which blow away in the wind. It is a crisp summer day. The dandelion seeds are also very small bunnies, like puffballs with ears

A floofy white bunny blows on a bunch of dandelion seeds, which blow away in the wind. It is a crisp summer day. The dandelion seeds are also very small bunnies, like puffballs with ears

Daily bunny no.2982 is scattered to the winds

11.06.2025 03:05 πŸ‘ 1505 πŸ” 363 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3
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The fact that Shiloh Hendrixβ€”an unabashed racist with no qualms about hurling racial slurs at young children on a fucking playgroundβ€”has earned a little over three-and-a-half times my annual salary in less than two days as a reward for being a monstrous racist makes me just...

03.05.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! πŸ₯°

21.04.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Easter fursuiting pics! πŸ₯°

21.04.2025 00:40 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rabbit enough for you?

17.03.2025 10:27 πŸ‘ 352 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0