Brooke Breit

Never

APPARENTLY

Many years ago, my partner and I found out that all of our neighbors were trying to figure out why we had such odd hours, often coming home late in the night

They were disappointed to find out we were improv comedians and NOT DOCTORS (they thought we were doctors lol)

I both love and hate that my smoke alarm just said hi to me after I changed its batteries

somewhere there’s an improv group adding BILLIE EILISH BOOMERANG IDOL to their complicated zip zap zop warm up

That’s so cool!

One day, the sons will inherit the mumford

It really was worth it

Finally got to Del Sur (Filipino meets Midwestern bakery in Chicago) early enough to beat the lines and omg

Note: plz leave my murder at the door

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Happy Valentimes! Brought to you by Members Only jackets and Psyduck mango puddings

How did I not realize that Joan of Arc in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure is Jane Wiedlin from The Go-Gos?

Candy hearts that say page me

Looking up the expiration date of these candy hearts on my pager

Exactly this! I remember this and it was the best

I want a TedTalk about the Bob’s Burgers team’s approach to pun creation/exploration. Please tell me in detail about the process because, in my head, it feels like a mix of curated lists and random “is this a thing” moments and I want the cursed list of puns that never worked and all of it thanks

Oh mylanta

Truly, my mouth open the entire time

Finally finished watching The Traitors UK Season 2 and OH MY DAYS WHAT A RIDE

Cannot recommend it enough. What a damn season

I’m certain someone has already thought of this, but I wanna host a Traitors brunch. You need:
- long table facing the front door
-staggered times for guests (loud knocking required)
-big reactions when someone new arrived
-not enough salmon

It’s my favorite show to watch while exclaiming “wowzer, what an industry!” And also I’m completely stressed out the entire time. Love it

Found a recipe for marry me beans but it’s a real commitment

Terrifying liminal space circle run: the movie ™️

Oh my god incredible

Watching the opening ceremony for the Olympics, and my kid said about the alternating announcers saying the countries in different languages…

“It sounds like he’s correcting her, and she’s fighting back”

She was one that made it a privilege to be bold and silly and loving and may we all strive to be the absolute pleasure she clearly was.

…I looked up to, more than I would probably ever get to be in real life. I then got to work on a resident stage at Second City and was like are you kidding me, I’m getting to do the damn thing, even in a small way…

…the same time. I never got to meet her but Waiting For Guffman changed my dna when I was younger. Once I was lucky enough to be in a commercial directed by Bob Balaban, and besides being so star struck by him and how incredibly nice he is, I weirdly felt like I was somehow closer to this woman..

I’ve been trying to put to words why Catherine O’Hara was so special, especially to women in comedy. She wasn’t afraid to take up space with big choices. She was the center of attention without taking away from or diminishing those around her. She felt both completely real and utterly bananas at…