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New from @midimyers.com, a take we’re quite honestly sick of having to argue. www.mothership.blog/you-know-wha...
Dionaea Deity
Later-season Burn Notice was possibly the worst offender, they'd hijack one of the "as a spy" voiceover monologues to have the MC read full-on ad copy
I bought Advent Rising the day it came out; it hard-crashed my Xbox about halfway through the intro/tutorial mission thing, every time I tried playing it, and this was before console games really downloaded patches so it was just unplayable for me. GameStop wouldn't even take the disc back.
Buttercream doesn't contain cream either, the "cream" in the name refers to the process of "creaming" (beating sugar and butter together until it gets light and fluffy)
So it could reasonably be called a vanilla tallowcream (a word with a mouthfeel almost as gross as the thing it describes, eugh)
We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.
Because of the way the regulations were written, one of my middle school history teachers had to have a concealed carry license for his five foot long flintlock musket in order to have it on school grounds. Much comedy was had trying to figure out how exactly he'd conceal such a thing.
I've written up a brief script for anyone who wants to call or write your representatives regarding this bill (yes, even the ones you think won't care). PLEASE DO THIS IF YOU ARE ABLE. This bill *cannot* pass.
You can find your representatives here: www.congress.gov/members/find...
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.
USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+
NOT.
A.
DRILL.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
Meanwhile Rarisxef and Sixnel loom ominously from the opposite rooftop
I know that for diabetics, the fiber helps reduce the impact of the other carbohydrates on blood sugar
They don't know they're quoting Shakespeare, they think that line is *from the Bible* (which they've never read)
🎶 That ain't working, that's the way you work it
Draw your hand cannon on an RPV
Ra, that ain't working, that's the way you do it
Manna for nothin' and your mechs for free 🎶
Artists, quote with something silly
It burns down in the end credits stinger because [something downstream of Tom Haverford's wacky scheme in the A-plot] ignited the tallow supply; a firefighter on the scene comments that it's the best-smelling structure fire they've ever fought
“John, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Cage! You know that new sound you’ve been looking for? Well listen to this!”
(silence; ambient noises and hushed conversation)
Oh man, my kiddo was struggling with the first boss fight in Dark Souls 3 and asked if I could beat it for him, told him I wasn't sure if I could on his PC (kb+m only, also I'd had a nice sake at dinner and was feeling it a little) but I'd give it three tries.
Nailed it first try, felt like a god.
A woodcut illustration of an unpleasant-looking horse's face, captioned "Fig. 4 - Sullen treachery."
Post a mage!
Can comfirm from MN, as can anyone who lives here, that not a THING has changed except little Bovino isnt peacocking around the streets anymore. And there hasn’t been a third high-profile murder of a white person yet.
But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
Same
Abolish DHS. If you can imagine a world before Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, you can imagine a world without the Department of Homeland Security. My latest at @startribune.com. (gift link)
It's the doohickeyest!
Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'
Still cold, but in a less fun way
"Mr. Brunard, I've re-run your calculations and it seems like igniting all of the phlogiston in the upper atmosphere might have some lasting effects on the global climate."
"Pish posh! Never let that stop us before, have we?"
"No, sir. Just noting it."
visenyaism on tumblr: "Honestly fuck A1 for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I'm some kind of protestant"
