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SamZee

@sammylikesdinos

Kms I have to teach civics to youths in 2025. I'm an '88 millennial. nerdy stuff... dinosaurs, animals, history, politics, city life, transit, anime... oh and I'm GAY 🌈 ... I am way more chaotic than you'd expect.

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It's how people are anymore. Social media makes it easy to hide. Like early covid days. No one was talking about it until suddenly lockdowns hit.

04.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sploosh

23.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'd show off all the inches we're getting, but the load is too thick to see through 😩

23.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not the worst Saturday

07.02.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, I am not a cruise gay at all. You'll never catch me on a boat that's also a hotel an a club and an amusement park. And also, enjoy your gay cruises babes 🀍

07.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see the mediation between "toxic sluts" and "bitter shut-ins" is going well...

07.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a funny brain bug for men that the average dick is 6" hard. It's not! I see you 6" men and your slightly big weiners πŸ€πŸ†

07.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When we first got the dog, hubby was hilariously modest around her. He's finally acclimated and lets it all hang out like nature intended. Got back from walking her and he's just naked in the kitchen 😌 And she doesn't care at all! Just like I promised him 🀍

27.01.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think hubby is leaving me for Darlene Mitchell lol. But he said I can leave him for Nini 🀍

26.01.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We cried

26.01.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The look of a man who just handled too many inches β›„οΈπŸ€

26.01.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd just like to point out that, in Andor, the Galactic Empire was more subtle in the prelude to Gorman than the Trump regime is being in Minneapolis.

25.01.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coz they are fascists

25.01.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

None of this is particularly relevant to what I said. You don't need to justify not voting to me. I'm just asking for some revolutionary consistency.

25.01.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's 8Β°F and this little goblin still wants to stop and sniff everything πŸ₯Ά

25.01.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gays posting about how many inches they're getting before a snow storm is the only gay agenda that exists.

25.01.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey gays. Look. I know.
I know you're horny little fuck-nuggets & it's a tough world out there & you might have a thing for men who are awful or unreliable. But pls. For me. Go on your lil apps, check your contacts. Find any MAGA dudes whose holes/poles you've worked. Block 'em. Don't fuck MAGA🀍

25.01.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope all the anti-electoral, non-voting keyboard warriors are gearing up to enter the fray when shit really starts. Coz if not, what are y'all for?

25.01.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gurl that's the Tantive IV from the back 🀍

22.01.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh? πŸ‘€

22.01.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hah aw thank you! 🀍

22.01.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hush!

21.01.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooop! Got one πŸ˜…

21.01.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like DAMN BOY, you looking fluffed to the GODS

21.01.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Especially in the winter!!!

21.01.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love looking down and realizing it's a good dick day πŸ™πŸΌ

21.01.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

living in a world where the only two jobs are β€œgambling” and β€œmurder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

12.01.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 10666 πŸ” 2808 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 53

FYI: anarchists are the best leftists.

21.01.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah the old days of 2016 🀍

21.01.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sadly, I don't think I can grow a good enough beard to be this lazy with shaving πŸ™ƒ

14.01.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0