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Keep You Safe Club, 91-96, 03-18. Microsoft refugee 96-04. Helped launch MSN, Expedia, MSNBC, Slate, and tons of awful stuff. I have bad jokes. Will use.

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Sex and candy

06.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are multiple factors. Mostly that people didn't want to vote for the minority lady with the funny laugh.

But the fact that they didn't even ASK about the freakishly thin wins in every swing location is annoying.

27.02.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which is almost certainly what they did in 2024 and dem leadership sat back and said "ok congrats"

27.02.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nor the MAGA guy at MAL with a shotgun and gasoline

23.02.2026 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bizarre but also very bluesky. Bluesky means "the destroyer of joy" in the original sanskrit

22.02.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The limpest of limp dicks.

22.02.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was named after his underlings

21.02.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is your Irish accent still on point?

19.02.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So she must hate Noem the most

17.02.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gawrsh works.

17.02.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU LANDED ON YOUR FEET, LUTHOR.

14.02.2026 11:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maga is sad that Chef Boy Ardee isn't really a boy.

07.02.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait for the Ocho

It puts the Max in newsmax

04.02.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"For she is but a yoot"

04.02.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha. And in Indiana "clean cut" was also code for white

02.02.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's being kinda racist

01.02.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

???
I mean I guess they could be. This could be true about anyone in ICE or CBP. That's not a brown person thing yo

01.02.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The deepest of deep cuts

01.02.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brown guy here.
I know it is confusing to white folks why guys with names like this would be in ICE (or why Latinos broke more for Trump in 24). It's complicated.

But this kind of isn't. They are getting paid a shitload to engage in the kind of cruel behavior some men dig. And they won't be targets

01.02.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 159 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey @meidastouch.com you don't have to hire Bovino when he seemingly becomes available. Really. 1/3 Reich is still a third nazi. Half Pint Hitler is still nazi

27.01.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. That's the popular nickname for sure. I like HPH. But 1/3 R is better

27.01.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Half pint Hitler took the fall so Noem can shine on

27.01.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE BAG MAN

26.01.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. Fuck that guy.

26.01.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Parnas strikes again.

24.01.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool.
You haven't DONE shit

24.01.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno man.

Why are Dems so fucking bad at social media?

21.01.2026 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't even afford the hot dog to raw dog. This is raw potted meat territory.

And A WISH SANDWICH

20.01.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reads like a pitchbot

12.01.2026 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He uses the little boy urinal

11.01.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0