i be knowing

Collective action problems stay beating our ass

a man in a striped jacket and pants is standing in front of a window . Alt: Lil Uzi Vert doing a lil shoulder shimmy

Last day at this job
Beach vacation next week
New job starts the next week

Strawberry Crunch but only because I don’t see this bad boy on here.

Somebody go yoink her off stage like the sandman

Translation: you got the right one

They really do act like they’re 12 years old

why does everything sound like it comes from a comic book?

Replaced by this little guy….

I wonder about this too. Like you know the narrator is unreliable but you just decide they ARE reliable on some things? Without proof?

This is not necessary. It is math

Today a white lady went 🤏🤏🤏 on zoom and it caught me so off guard

Why do tampon brands advertise an “absorbent string” as a feature, like that’s what it’s for

If I am in the trenches, that lil string is not gonna save me

The US uses its vast resources mostly to avoid learning anything

In New Orleans. Sorry about your uncle 😭😭

In gold too 🥴

He had a biggg fro but the hairline looked wild from the side

Denzel squinting in confusion

Today I saw a Black man driving a gold PT Cruiser with a blue lives matter flag, a back the blue sticker, a don’t tread on me sticker, and a Jesus fish on the back

I feel like this is where art history, visual studies, and knowing symbolism outside of oneself is important. It's very clear what the watermelon is actually about in this mural but instead we have the first thought "OH watermelon, it must ONLY mean racism" when the watermelon has more meanings.

My job is going to pay out all my unused PTO & sick time when I leave. My last check is going to be niceeee

It should be standard policy for every company to pay you for the time you earned when you leave

Like I’m happy about this but it should be a given. All my old jobs were use it or lose it

We should all remind ourselves of this when the jobs get to stressing us out or taking up too much of our mental capacity.

I don’t think I’ve ever called my husband by his full government name, esp not if I have a problem

Maybe it’s bc of my childhood, but the whole energy is too “child in trouble with mother” to me and I’m not mothering my husband

I already take a multivitamin and a separate vitamin C supplement so I better not be deficient 😭

I hope it’s just my body knowing what’s in season and wanting that

I have been a citrus fiend lately. Can’t get enough of grapefruit, oranges, limeade, lemonade

Teach the babies!

Husband has been on the phone with his mom for 30+ mins trying to help her edit and send a video

It prob would’ve been faster for one of us to just go over there, but we’re not trying to be on-call IT

This is Beautiful 🤎

Active listening
Reading comprehension
Fact checking
Vetting sources
Delayed gratification

I am so sore from all that yard work yesterday ❤️‍🩹

Sorry to my parents for making fun of them when I was a kid with unlimited energy and bounce-back abilities. They tried to tell me what would happen in my 30s. I thought they were exaggerating 😭

I've seen enough. Clearly this experiment is working. It is time for a Michael C. Jordan.

If there was anything else trying to hitch a ride on me, it better be down the shower drain 😭😭